"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"
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"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."
"I'd like to report some bad guys."
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"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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"The 'Post' did an unflattering piece on me."
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A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.
"The evil masterminds tried everything, then one of them offered me a Cosmo."
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"Hey! It's just Vlad being Vlad."
"Why am I always the bad guy?"
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Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes
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"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."
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"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
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Man in the Ceiling
"Women never go for a wunderkind. They always want the 'enfant terrible'."
"You bludgeoned your cell mate during chapel services, Rhineschreiber! Shame on you!"
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"I don't know, just call it women's intuition."
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"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"
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"Don't try to tell me you never so much as guessed that I might be running this corporation!"
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"When did you first become aware of this imagined 'plot to get you,' Mr. Potter?"
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"He's a nice guy - he's always giving me free stuff."
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Trump forgets to remove the Bandit mask before going out.
"There's a life lesson here, kid. Not all bad guys look like bad guys, and not all good guys look like good guys."
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"We have ways of making you small-talk."
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