Bad Guys Cartoons

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."

"I'm bringing on Josh here for when we take over fantasy sports betting."

"The 'Post' did an unflattering piece on me."

A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.

"On the other hand, it's not the end of the world."

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

Slow Night

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"Your next fattened kid could be your last."

Man in the Ceiling

"Women never go for a wunderkind. They always want the 'enfant terrible'."

"You bludgeoned your cell mate during chapel services, Rhineschreiber! Shame on you!"

"I don't know, just call it women's intuition."

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

"Don't try to tell me you never so much as guessed that I might be running this corporation!"

"When did you first become aware of this imagined 'plot to get you,' Mr. Potter?"

"He's a nice guy - he's always giving me free stuff."

"There's a life lesson here, kid. Not all bad guys look like bad guys, and not all good guys look like good guys."

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"Now that I'm out of that bad relationship, I'm waiting for the obvious good guy who loves me to appear."