After Dinner at the White House
A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.
Tags:dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks, dog show, dog shows, smoke ring, smoke rings, canine, canines, circus, circuses, performing animal, animal actor, animal actors, show business, showbusiness, show biz, show-biz, bad habit, bad habits, exploitation, animal performer, animal performers, animal rights, animal rights activist, animal rights activists
"So call the smoke police."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, smoke, smoking, smoker, smokers, nicotine, tobacco, unhealthy, health, bad habit, bad habits, police, law, laws, smoking laws, bad dog, bad dogs
Smoking in office cubicles.
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, cubicle, cubicles, smoking, smoker, smokers, cigar, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, inequality, privilege, privileges, privileged, bad habit, bad habits
Tags:comfort food, comfort foods, comfort eating, comfort eater, comfort eaters, emotional support, cheering up, good advice, stay positive, staying positive, dont worry, be happy, depression, anxiety, nostalgia, nostalgic, bad food, unhealthy food, unhealthy eating, bad habit, bad habits, comfort, comforting, fried food, fired breakfast
Fish of various sizes, arranged in ascending order, smoke cigars.
"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"
Tags:hoard, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, junk, junk collector, junk collectors, bad habit, bad habits, enabling, enable, enabler, enablers, bad influence, bad influences, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, addiction, addictions, addicted, junk yard, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, compulsive hoarding, compulsive hoarder, compulsive hoarders, messy, disorganized, disorganised
"If you wanted the no-smoking section, you should have said so."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, non-smoking, smoking, smoker, smokers, cigar, nicotine, tobacco, bad habit, bad habits, health, unhealthy, second-hand smoke, no smoking, bad service, bad customer service, rude, section, sections
"Kennel changes a dog, Muffin."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, kennel, kennels, the kennels, locked up, prison, prisons, jail, jails, doing time, done time, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, bad dog, bad dogs, prison tattoo, prison tattoos, mohawk, mohawks, bad habit, bad habits, bad influence, bad influence, life choice, life choices, smoking, smoker, smokers
"I hate my gym."
"Look, fella—can't you see this is an executive smokers' group?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, social status, social class, white collar, exclusive, group, groups, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, discrimination, casual, blue collar, joe blow, smoke break, smoke breaks
"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, fired, firing, unemployment, termination, terminating, smoke, smoker, smokers, smoke-free, non-smoking, bad habit, tobacco, nicotine, health, unhealthy, fitness, environment, workplace, workplaces
"Tomorrow night let's switch back to gin."
"Next week we'll try sitting in a chair."
Tags:fainting couch, fainting couches, therapy, therapist, therapists, cliche, cliches, cliched, chair, chairs, sit, sits, sitting, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mental health, progress, progresses, progressing, baby steps, bad habit, bad habits, lazy, laziness, get better, gets better, getting better
"Screw it. I'm endangered anyways."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, underwater, fish, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, smoking, bad habit, bad habits, smoker, smokers, unhealthy, health, fitness, tobacco, giving up, negative thinking, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, pessimistic, negative
"I was six when I realized that second-hand smoke wasn't enough."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, second hand smoke, secondhand smoke, second-hand smoke, addict, addicts, addictions, smoking addict, smoking addicts, smoking addiction, difficult childhood, difficult childhoods
"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, friend, friends, friendship, come out to play, peer pressure, youth, smoke, smoker, smokers, smoking, cigar, tobacco, bad habit, bad habits, starting young, permission, asking permission, health, unhealthy, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits, underage smoking, underage smoker, underage smokers, modern life, modern parenting, modern parenthood
A couple sitting in the smoking section of a restaurant is approached by a waiter who is smoking a cigarette
"If it's just the one after dinner I don't mind."
"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"
Tags:habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits, sins, vice, vices, morality, ethics, ethical, penance, forgiveness, hail mary, priest, priests, minister, ministers, religion, repentance, repent, mortal sin, mortal sins, religion, catholicism, christianity, church, churches, places of worship, place of worship, level of offense, guilt, conscience
"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, smoking, smoke, smoker, smokers, cigar, ash, ashes, ashtray, ashtrays, bad habit, bad habits, unhealthy, health, dangerous, risky, medical malpractice, malpractice, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, nicotine, tobacco
"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."
Tags:annoy, annoys, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, novelty song, novelty songs, comedy, comedian, comedians, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, trigger, triggers, lose temper, losing temper, mislead, marriage problem, marriage problems
"The sooner I start smoking, the sooner I get my big settlement from the tobacco companies."
Tags:smoking, smoker, smokers, tobacco, tobacco company, tobacco companies, bad habit, bad habits, start young, starting young, baby, babies, infant, infants, toddler, toddlers, terrible twos, terrible 2s, sue, suing, settlement, settlements, legal settlement, legal settlements, take advantage, taking advantage
"Sure, I fooled around with drugs when I was your age, but that was to protest the war."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, teen, teens, teenager, war protests, hippy, hippies, lsd, vietnam war, the vietnam war, love not war, pacifist, pacifists, pacifism, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, leading by example, bad example, bad habit, bad habits
An executive sits at his desk smoking a cigar; a second cigar is sitting in the pen holder in front of him.
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, smoking, smoker, smokers, tobacco, nicotine, cigar, bad habit, bad habits, unhealthy, pen holder, pen holders, fountain pen, fountain pens, office supplies, stationery, desk, desks