Sumo on Ice
"Catherine's gift to us tonight is her poetry."
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"I was against Russo-Disneyland from the start."
"I told you not to order the Zamboni."
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How Not to Remember Names
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"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
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"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."
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"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."
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"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
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"Memo to self: 'Feathers?'"
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"One enchanted evening, I saw a stranger across a crowded room, and it was Jim, and I should have left him there."
"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."
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"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."
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A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.
"I just have a few minor fixes that will ruin everything you've come up with."
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"My instincts tell me to call an emergency board meeting. My emotions tell me to have it at the all-nude bar across the street."
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Kittens and snake.
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"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."
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"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."
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"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
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"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."
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"I know. But I think I can change him."
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"That, my friends, is a hot potato."
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