"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
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"What the hell! Let's lay another grant on Channel 13."
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"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."
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"The dealer will allow me to return the limo if my investments go bad."
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"Do we have a place for your portfolio's ashes?"
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"How can a fund that's loosing us money call itself socially responsible?"
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"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."
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"I lost everything in the Beanie Baby crash of '99."
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(Comedy and Tragedy on Wall St.)
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Where is Goes
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"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."
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"This little piggy got totally screwed by the market."