"Not until you've arranged your pillows."
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interior design, interior designer, interior designers, pillow, pillows, throw cushion, throw cushions, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, keeping up appearances, following trends, too many pillows, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, household rule, household rules, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters"Now I'm going to show you something that's in bad taste, so you'll know what bad taste is."
"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, bad relationship, bad relationships, monster, monsters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting"Bye bye, sweetie. Daddy and I will pick you up when you're eighteen."
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day care, day care center, day care centers, day care centre, day care centres, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, parent, parents, parenting, middle class, upper class, rich, riches, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, boarding school, boarding schools, privilege, privileged lifestyle, privileged lifestyles, abandon, abandons, abandonment, child neglect, neglected child, neglected children, gilded cage, gilded cages, orphanage, orphanages"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, bad parents, bad parenting, child-free, child free, childless, adult, adults, burn, burning, fire, fires, flame, flames, on fire, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, couple, couples, misbehave, mischief, trouble, behaving badly, inattentive parents, wild, table, tables, meal, meals, rude, inappropriate, defensive"Young people frequently feel elated, son. This is perfectly healthy as long as they keep in mind that there isn't any valid reason for it."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parenting, bad parents, advice, giving advice, young person, sage advice, disenchantment, disenchanted, disillusioned, disillusionment, give up, given up, giving up, elated, elation, pessimism, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, depression"but I thought I had another, an older one."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, absent parent, absent parents, absent mother, absent mothers, nanny, nannies, nursery, nurseries, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap"We're done with Baby Einstein. We're on to Baby Bruckheimer."
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baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, kid, kids, child, children, yuppies, yuppie, education, educational tv, educational television, television, tv, show, shows, tv shows, tv show, tv program, tv programs, tv programme, tv programmes, big screen, wide screen, speakers, parents, parent, dad, dads, entertainment, entertainment system, son, sons, family, families, learn, learning, action, film, films, movie, movies, detective show, investigate show, television series, tv series, bad parenting, producer, producers"Your attitude is sucking all the fulfillment out of motherhood."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, child, kid, kids, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, acting out, acting up, stroppy teen, stroppy teens, stroppy teenager, stroppy teenagers, fulfilment, unfulfilled, selfish, selfishness, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, fulfillment"My parents couldn't come, so I brought two of my backers."
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kid, kids, child, birthday party, birthday parties, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, spoilt child, spoilt children, backer, backers, rich kid, rich kids, rich child, rich children, privilege, privileged, financial support, financial backer, financial backers"Your more successful brother is already here."
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brother, brothers, compete, competition, rival, rivals, rivalry, sibling rivalry, sibling rivals, limousine, limousines, stretched limo, stretched limos, stretch limo, stretch limos, limo, limos, hillbilly, hillbillies, hill billy, hill billies, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, the wild west, disappoint, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, favorite child, favorite children, favourite child, favourite children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting"You ungrateful little beast! How dare you accuse me of being an overbearing stage mother! Go to your room and stay there!"
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play house, playing house, imitate, imitates, imitating, imitation, imitations, stage mother, stage mothers, stage parent, stage parents, overbearing, bossy, doll, dolls, abuse, abused child, abused children, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, parenting, copy, copies, copying, stage mom, stage moms, stage mum, stage mums, actress, actresses, child actor, child actors, child actress, child actresses, robbed of childhood"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.
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divorce, divorces, child custody, free-range, free range, childcare, child care, child-care, split up, splitting up, split-up, splitting-up, break up, breaking up, break-up, breaking-up, separated, separations, separation, child arrangement, child arrangements, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, run wild, running wild, father, fathers, fatherhood, office worker, office workers, offices"Let's have a heart-to-heart talk—one huge, powerful grownup to one tiny, nothing kid."
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heart to heart, having a heart to heart, heart-to-heart, son, sons, kid, kids, child, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, dad, dads, toddler, toddler, belittle, belittled, belittling, condescend, condescending, disparage, disparaging, power, powerful, powerful man, powerful men, grownup, grownups, grown-up, grown-ups, rude, unpleasant, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, business man, business mean, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business executive, business executivesNewton's Cradle
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newtons cradle, newton's cradle, newtons cradles, newton's cradles, issac newton, sir issac newton, swing, swings, swingset, swingsets, kid, kids, child, childhood, play, playing, physics, playground, playgrounds, playpark, playparks, play park, play parks, park, parks, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, conservation of energy, momentum, conservation of energy and momentum, newtons balls, newton's balls, executive ball clicker, executive ball clickers, laws of motion, third law of motion, 3rd law of motion"I was six when I realized that second-hand smoke wasn't enough."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, second hand smoke, secondhand smoke, second-hand smoke, addict, addicts, addictions, smoking addict, smoking addicts, smoking addiction, difficult childhood, difficult childhoods"I'm bored."
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child, children, kid, kids, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, childcare, child care, nanny, nannies, bored, boredom, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, sandbox, playground, playgrounds, modern life, communication, modern communication, communication methods, phone addiction, bad parent, bad mother, bad parenting"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."
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soccer mom, soccer moms, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, cheering on, cheer, cheering, support, supporting, supporters, supporters, enthusiasm, unenthusiastic, soccer, football, child, kid, kids, childhood, draw the line, drawing the line, unsupportive, keeping up appearances, disappoint, disappointment, disappointments, woo hoo, modern life"Dad's Support Group"
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, bad father, bad fathers, support group, support groups, mothers support group, mothers support groups, mothers'support group, mothers' support groups, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, irresponsible, irresponsibility, gender issues, gender inequality, stay at home dad, stay at home dadsSteven Nevets- Palindrome
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palindrome, palindromes, english language, the english language, language, grammar, door sign, door signs, job title, job titles, offices, office door, office doors, name, names, title, titles, funny name, funny names, unfortunate name, unfortunate name, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, entrance, entrances, entryway, entryway"In extenuation, Your Honor, I would like to suggest to the court that my client was inadequately parented."
"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."
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kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, toy, toys, too many toys, clutter, cluttered, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, compulsive hoarding, compulsive hoarder, compulsive hoarders, toddler, toddlers, terrible 2s, terrible twos, baby, babies, spoilt, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, spoilt child, spoilt children, bad parenting, mess, messes, plaything, playthings, infant, infants"Sure, I fooled around with drugs when I was your age, but that was to protest the war."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, teen, teens, teenager, war protests, hippy, hippies, lsd, vietnam war, the vietnam war, love not war, pacifist, pacifists, pacifism, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, leading by example, bad example, bad habit, bad habits