"I won't attend a benefit unless I know it's for a worthwhile photo spread."
Tags:photo spread, photo spreads, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, benefit gala, benefit galas, publicity, famous person, famous people, selfish, selfishness, self interest, self-interest, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, charity, charities, charity gala, charity galas, magazine, magazines
"Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, ethics, unethical, journalist, journalists, journalism, media, the media, mass media, priorities, prioritise, prioritizing, prioritze, prioritising, bad priorities, wrong priorities, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous person, tv, television, tvs, television, fire, fires, firefighter, firefighters, fire men, fire man, news, the news
"Me? I'm not in a dental plan. I thought you were in a dental plan."
"I think we should look for funnier car insurance."
Tags:car insurance, car insurance company, car insurance companies, insurance advert, insurance adverts, insurance ad, insurance ads, insurance advertisement, insurance advertisements, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, comparison site, comparison sites, switching provider, switching insurance company, brand, brands, branding, marketing, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles
"Why don't I get a job—then we can continue this discussion in my office."
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, unemployed, unemployment, out of work, discussion, discussions, business discussion, business discussions, business meeting, business meeting, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, offices, empty promise, empty promises, business talk, business speak, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities
Truth, Justice, Equality and Public Relations
"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."
Tags:doppelganger, doppelgangers, look a like, look-a-like, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, internet, the internet, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, social media profile, social media profiles, imitation, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."
Tags:black humour, dark humour, deathbed, on your deathbed, busy, business, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, phonecall, phonecalls, end of life, dying, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
"Can we move our lunch up to noon? I've got to be at City Hall by two to be arrested."
Tags:criminal, criminals, arrest, arrests, arrested, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, slap on the wrist, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, bad priorities, wrong priorities, lunch date, lunch dates, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, ny, nyc, new york city, new york, city hall
"I'll need to see some I.D. for the Claritin."
Tags:id, i.d., age restriction, age restrictions, gun law, gun control, second amendment, 2nd amendment, gun laws, medicine, medication, age restrict product, age restricted products, painkiller, painkillers, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, contradiction, contradictions, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, dressed up, disguise, disguised, disguises, shopping, shopper, shoppers, impostor, impostors, parking, city life, urban life, modern life, modern times, shortcut, shortcuts, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, city parking
"Will my office be near an ice machine."
Tags:job interview, job interviews, job application, job applications, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, new job, new jobs, new office, new offices, recruitment officer, recruitment officers, hiring, ice machine, ice machines, important question, important questions, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs
"He's about to dictate his last letter to the Times."
"The very survival of our society depends upon the just compensation of our professional athletes."
Tags:neanderthal, neanderthals, cavemen, caveman, cave men, cave man, cave dweller, cave dwellers, prehistoric man, early man, survival, athlete, athletes, professional athlete, professional athletes, athletics, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, compensation, stone age, the stone age, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
"I'll watch history in the making later."
Tags:tv, tvs, television, history in the making, tv on demand, on demand tv, television on demand, the news, news, news broadcasting, news broadcaster, news broadcasters, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, prioritising, prioritizing, wrong priorities, bad priorities, disregard, disregarding, disregarded, big news, important news, politicians, politician, donald trump, brexit, disinterest, disinterested, disengaged, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, making history
"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."
Tags:rapunzel, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, hair dye, hair dyes, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, beauty product, beauty products, home delivery, delivery man, delivery men, princess in the tower, handsome prince, the handsome prince, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, hair colour
"Put in something about the stock market."
Tags:grace, saying grace, prayer, prayers, praying, stock market, the stock market, stocks and shares, stock market crash, the stack market crash, economic crash, financial crash, recession, the recession, investor, investors, investing, investments, investments, share owner, share owners, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, personal welath
"Ohm... Ohm... Tom..."
"What's tough is having to build a new power base from scratch."
Tags:angel, angels, dying, dead, deaths, restart, restarting, start up, start ups, fresh start, fresh starts, starting over, power, powerful, hierarchy, hierarchies, business hierarchy, business hierarchies, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, modern life, modern attitudes, modern time, rat race, the rat race
"Are we gonna have to scrape the Daddy decal off the minivan?"
Tags:divorce, divorces, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, decal, decal, car sticker, car stickers, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, daddy, daddies, dad, dads, father, fathers
Man late for work stops to stare at woman.
"I suppose I'm as happy as my portfolio will allow me to be."
Tags:cocktail party, cocktail parties, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, portfolio, portfolios, business portfolio, business portfolios, happy, happiness, personal wealth, satisfaction, life satisfaction, privilege, privileges, privileges, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
"The galaxy he's from- ask him if it's got oil."
Tags:oil, oil tycoon, oil tycoons, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial, little green men, little green man, martian, martians, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, modern life, modern attitudes, greed, greedy, take advantage, taking advantage, invasion, invasions
"You youngsters give me your vote on Election Day and I guarantee this sunshine center will be hoppin' with babes 24/7."
Tags:politician, politicians, political campaign, political campaigns, political campaigning, political candidate, political candidates, vote for me, election day, canavssing, old people, old person, elderly people, elderly person, old peoples home, old peoples homes, community center, community centers, community centre, community centres, gender issues, making promises, broken promises, political promises, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
Death of a Suntan
Tags:vain, vanity, summer, summers, summer time, summer times, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, tan, tans, getting tanned, suntan, suntans, pale, pale skin, pale skinned, play, plays, playwright, playwrights, disappointment, disappointment, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities