Bad Relationships Cartoons

"Sacrificing your queen pretty cavalierly, aren't we?"

"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"

"Why do we need some piece of paper to say that we both hate each other?"

"Buzz off! That was only till death us did part."

"Honey, I've got you some flowers to complain about."

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

"Well, pardon me for living!"

"You should be happy. How many husbands even notice window treatments?"

"I want you to want to help bury the evidence."

"Well, it's a lovely gesture, but I still think we should start seeing other people."

"Want to hear about my day?"

"For your birthday, I've made a list of annoying tics you might want to take care of."

"Don't come home till that bag is full of money."

"Seeing it again, I was newly struck by whatever you thought about it."

"Jen? You seem a little withdrawn."

"If I told you where the happy place in my mind is, you'd start showing up there and ruin it."

"Hold that thought—I've just got two chapters to go."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"I said I'm thinking about getting my own place."

"He did it my way."

"I carry all my stress in Margaret's back."

"I begged him to learn how to swim—but did he listen?"

"Honey, let me call you back—I'm bored."

"Yes, I am going out again tonight!"