"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, court-appointed, public defender, public defenders, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jail, jail, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, death row, death penalty, capital punishment, execution, executions, executed, cell, cells, empty, gone, disappeared, too late, bad timing, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, death, black humour, black humor, dark humour, dark humor
"Sit down, Peter, you can't object at a funeral."
"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."
Tags:dark humour, dark humor, gallows humor, gallows, gallows humour, black humor, black humour, jump, jumping, ledge, jump off, ledges, real-estate, real estate, apartment, apartments, sales, sales pitch, hard sell, bad timing, timing, talk down, suicides, suicidal, ledge, ledges, location, locations, leap, leaps, leaping
"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."
Tags:dating, dates, date, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, relationship, relationships, fiance, engage, engaged, engagement, wedding, marriage, married, marry, wed, bride, bridal, bridesmaid, bridesmaids, wedding day, bad decision, bad decisions, timing is right, bad timing, mismatch, bad match, incompatible, desperate, girl talk, women, lonely
"I'd like to dedicate this next song to all those who thought they'd loved and lost only to find out years later that it was just some sort of scheduling conflict."
Tags:musician, musicians, piano, pianos, piano player, piano players, dedicate, dedication, next song, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, dating problems, dating issues, love, loved and lost, scheduling conflict, scheduling conflicts, conflict, conflicts, schedule, schedules, timetable, timetables, bad timing, bad date, bad dates, mistake, mistakes
"Now, you wait right here while I go ask my wife for a divorce."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, bad timing, badly timed, poor timing, poorly timed, divorce, divorces, getting divorced, insensitive, insensitivity, drink, drinks, getting a drink, getting drinks, host, hosts, good host, good hosts, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers
"Why didn't you go before we left?"
"Oh boy! I've won the- "
"Darling, let's get divorced."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, timing, bad timing, no warning, out of the blue, sudden, unexpected, date night, date nights, unromantic
"When is it ever the right time to ask for a divorce?"
Tags:break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, divorce, divorces, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, timing, bad timing, hot air balloon, hot air balloons, balloon trip, balloon trips, inconsiderate, separations, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages
"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, winner, winners, winning, loser, losers, losing, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, net, nets, jumping, jumping over, accident, accidents, bad timing, forgetful, bad memory, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, stupid, sportsmanship
"Who needs a Popsicle to help cheer things along?"
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, family, families, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, mourning, sad, sadness, cheer, cheering up, cheerful, ice cream, ice lolly, ice lollies, vendor, vendors, salesman, salesmen, cart, carts, inappropriate, bad timing, rude, well-meaning
Zero Dark Thirtysomething
Tags:thirtysomething, thirtysomethings, seal team six, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, doubting, career, careers, career path, career paths, bad time, bad timing, awkward, awkward timing, timing, killer, killers, killing, seal team 6, job, jobs, worker, workers, progress, progresses, progression
"Technically, it's a mammal."
Tags:fish, fishes, mammal, mammals, giant fish, giant fishes, whale, whales, pedantic, pedantics, precision, precise, overscrupulous, scrupulous, precise, exact, over-exacting, perfectionist, precisionist, punctilious, meticulous, predator, predators, food chain, food-chain, food chains, food-chains, bad timing
"Permission to exchange phone numbers with the witness, Your Honor?"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, permission, asking permission, exchange, phone number, phone numbers, number, numbers, interested, attracted, attractive, attraction, beautiful, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, unprofessional, inappropriate, bad timing, creepy
"Unfortunately, my crime spree occurred just before today's level of incompetence set in at the F.B.I."
"Is this a bad time to talk about global warming?"
Tags:global warming, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, race, races, racing, global warming, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, refuel, refuels, refueling, gas, gasoline, environment, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, bad timing, timing, bad time, bad times, inconvenient, inconvenient timing, pit stop, pit stops, pit crew, pit crews, racer, car race, car races, internal combustion engine, gadfly, gadflies, annoying, annoyance, annoyances
"Neither the time nor the place, Doug!"
Tags:irony, ironic, emergency hotline, emergency hotlines, emergency, injury, injured, emergency care, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, service, refused service, refuse, refused, domestic, domestics, marital spat, marital spats, poor timing, bad timing, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital problem, marital problems, medical emergency, emergency service, emergency services, emergency number, emergency numbers, contretemps, accident, accidents, mishap, mishaps, misadventure, misadventures, unsympathetic, missing the obvious
"Would you like to have a drink with me after the genocide panel?"
Tags:flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, pick up, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chatting up, chat-up, chat-ups, chatup, chatups, date, dates, inappropriate, conference, conferences, political summit, genocide, genocides, genocide panel, genocide panels, proposition, bad timing, inappropriateness, academic, academics
"I can't talk now."
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, phonecall, phonecalls, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, office furniture, office desk, office desks, business call, business calls, inconvenient, inconvenience, bad timing, badly timed, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism
"Tell me what you're wearing."
Meet the lemmings! ...Oops, too late.
Tags:lemming, lemmings, introduction, introductions, dark humour, black humour, lemmings jumping off cliffs, kids show, kids shows, kids' show, kids' shows, too late, bad timing, badly timed, mistimed, out off time, suicides, lemming suicide, lemming suicides, rodent, rodents, mass suicide, mass suicides
"Is this a good time to have a big fight?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, timing, bad timing, poor timing, threat, threats, long term relationship, long term relationship, big fight, big fights, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"They still had so much TV ahead of them."
Tags:death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., show, shows, program, programs, programme, programmes, episode, episodes, unfinished business, binging, binge watching, streaming, bad timing, modern life, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humor
"You notice how these telephone pitches always come just when you're about to achieve satori?"
Tags:sales call, sales calls, marketing call, marketing calls, phone pitch, phone pitches, bad timing, inconvenient timing, satori, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, enlightened, enlightenment, achieve enlightenment, achieving enlightenment, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, phone, phones