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Bad Timing Cartoons
Bad Timing cartoon 1 of 49
"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, court-appointed, public defender, public defenders, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jail, jail, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, death row, death penalty, capital punishment, execution, executions, executed, cell, cells, empty, gone, disappeared, too late, bad timing, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, death, black humour, black humor, dark humour, dark humorBad Timing cartoon 2 of 49
"Sit down, Peter, you can't object at a funeral."
Bad Timing cartoon 3 of 49
"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."
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dark humour, dark humor, gallows humor, gallows, gallows humour, black humor, black humour, jump, jumping, ledge, jump off, ledges, real-estate, real estate, apartment, apartments, sales, sales pitch, hard sell, bad timing, timing, talk down, suicides, suicidal, ledge, ledges, location, locations, leap, leaps, leapingBad Timing cartoon 4 of 49
"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."
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dating, dates, date, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, relationship, relationships, fiance, engage, engaged, engagement, wedding, marriage, married, marry, wed, bride, bridal, bridesmaid, bridesmaids, wedding day, bad decision, bad decisions, timing is right, bad timing, mismatch, bad match, incompatible, desperate, girl talk, women, lonelyBad Timing cartoon 5 of 49
"I'd like to dedicate this next song to all those who thought they'd loved and lost only to find out years later that it was just some sort of scheduling conflict."
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musician, musicians, piano, pianos, piano player, piano players, dedicate, dedication, next song, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, dating problems, dating issues, love, loved and lost, scheduling conflict, scheduling conflicts, conflict, conflicts, schedule, schedules, timetable, timetables, bad timing, bad date, bad dates, mistake, mistakesBad Timing cartoon 6 of 49
"Now, you wait right here while I go ask my wife for a divorce."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, bad timing, badly timed, poor timing, poorly timed, divorce, divorces, getting divorced, insensitive, insensitivity, drink, drinks, getting a drink, getting drinks, host, hosts, good host, good hosts, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterersBad Timing cartoon 7 of 49
"Why didn't you go before we left?"
Bad Timing cartoon 8 of 49
"Oh boy! I've won the- "
Bad Timing cartoon 9 of 49
"Darling, let's get divorced."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, timing, bad timing, no warning, out of the blue, sudden, unexpected, date night, date nights, unromanticBad Timing cartoon 10 of 49
"When is it ever the right time to ask for a divorce?"
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, divorce, divorces, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, timing, bad timing, hot air balloon, hot air balloons, balloon trip, balloon trips, inconsiderate, separations, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriagesBad Timing cartoon 11 of 49
"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
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sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, winner, winners, winning, loser, losers, losing, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, net, nets, jumping, jumping over, accident, accidents, bad timing, forgetful, bad memory, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, stupid, sportsmanshipBad Timing cartoon 12 of 49
"Who needs a Popsicle to help cheer things along?"
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, family, families, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, mourning, sad, sadness, cheer, cheering up, cheerful, ice cream, ice lolly, ice lollies, vendor, vendors, salesman, salesmen, cart, carts, inappropriate, bad timing, rude, well-meaningBad Timing cartoon 13 of 49
Zero Dark Thirtysomething
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thirtysomething, thirtysomethings, seal team six, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, doubting, career, careers, career path, career paths, bad time, bad timing, awkward, awkward timing, timing, killer, killers, killing, seal team 6, job, jobs, worker, workers, progress, progresses, progressionBad Timing cartoon 14 of 49
"Technically, it's a mammal."
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fish, fishes, mammal, mammals, giant fish, giant fishes, whale, whales, pedantic, pedantics, precision, precise, overscrupulous, scrupulous, precise, exact, over-exacting, perfectionist, precisionist, punctilious, meticulous, predator, predators, food chain, food-chain, food chains, food-chains, bad timingBad Timing cartoon 15 of 49
"Permission to exchange phone numbers with the witness, Your Honor?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, permission, asking permission, exchange, phone number, phone numbers, number, numbers, interested, attracted, attractive, attraction, beautiful, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, unprofessional, inappropriate, bad timing, creepyBad Timing cartoon 16 of 49
"Unfortunately, my crime spree occurred just before today's level of incompetence set in at the F.B.I."
Bad Timing cartoon 17 of 49
"Is this a bad time to talk about global warming?"
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global warming, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, race, races, racing, global warming, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, refuel, refuels, refueling, gas, gasoline, environment, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, bad timing, timing, bad time, bad times, inconvenient, inconvenient timing, pit stop, pit stops, pit crew, pit crews, racer, car race, car races, internal combustion engine, gadfly, gadflies, annoying, annoyance, annoyancesBad Timing cartoon 18 of 49
"Neither the time nor the place, Doug!"
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irony, ironic, emergency hotline, emergency hotlines, emergency, injury, injured, emergency care, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, service, refused service, refuse, refused, domestic, domestics, marital spat, marital spats, poor timing, bad timing, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital problem, marital problems, medical emergency, emergency service, emergency services, emergency number, emergency numbers, contretemps, accident, accidents, mishap, mishaps, misadventure, misadventures, unsympathetic, missing the obviousBad Timing cartoon 19 of 49
"Would you like to have a drink with me after the genocide panel?"
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flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, pick up, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chatting up, chat-up, chat-ups, chatup, chatups, date, dates, inappropriate, conference, conferences, political summit, genocide, genocides, genocide panel, genocide panels, proposition, bad timing, inappropriateness, academic, academicsBad Timing cartoon 20 of 49
"I can't talk now."
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office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, phonecall, phonecalls, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, office furniture, office desk, office desks, business call, business calls, inconvenient, inconvenience, bad timing, badly timed, workaholic, workaholics, workaholismBad Timing cartoon 21 of 49
"Tell me what you're wearing."
Bad Timing cartoon 22 of 49
Meet the lemmings! ...Oops, too late.
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lemming, lemmings, introduction, introductions, dark humour, black humour, lemmings jumping off cliffs, kids show, kids shows, kids' show, kids' shows, too late, bad timing, badly timed, mistimed, out off time, suicides, lemming suicide, lemming suicides, rodent, rodents, mass suicide, mass suicidesBad Timing cartoon 23 of 49
"Is this a good time to have a big fight?"
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, timing, bad timing, poor timing, threat, threats, long term relationship, long term relationship, big fight, big fights, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputesBad Timing cartoon 24 of 49
"They still had so much TV ahead of them."
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., show, shows, program, programs, programme, programmes, episode, episodes, unfinished business, binging, binge watching, streaming, bad timing, modern life, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humorBad Timing cartoon 25 of 49
"You notice how these telephone pitches always come just when you're about to achieve satori?"
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sales call, sales calls, marketing call, marketing calls, phone pitch, phone pitches, bad timing, inconvenient timing, satori, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, enlightened, enlightenment, achieve enlightenment, achieving enlightenment, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, phone, phonesMore cartoons with the keyword 'bad timing'