Tags:god, heaven, gods, christian, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, extreme weather, bad weather, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, playing fetch, fetch, mythology, greek mythology, myths, god of lightning, zeus, thor, norse mythology, play, playing, perun, indra, hinduism, thunder, thunder storm, thunder storms, thunderstorm, thunderstorms, god of thunder
"Certainly I'm proud to be an Eskimo! That doesn't mean I enjoy freezing my tail off."
Tags:umbrella, umbrellas, rain, bad weather, rainy weather, brolly, brollies, broken umbrella, broken umbrellas, collapsible umbrella, collapsible umbrellas, see through umbrella, see through umbrellas, transparent umbrellas, creep, creeps, creepy, voyeur, voyeurs, city life, city, cities, urban life
"Extreme Leaf Blowing"
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance men, lawn service, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, leaf, leaves, destruction, destroy, destroying, funnel, funnels, funnel cloud, funnel clouds, tornado, tornadoes, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, windy, wind, windstorm, windstorms, extreme, neighbourhood, neighborhood, fall, autumn, noisy, annoying, loud
"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."
"Coggins, get me somebody in weather."
Closed for the Season
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, food truck, food trucks, street food, street foods, food, foods, snack, snacks, snack stand, bad weather, snow, snowing, snowy, blizzard, blizzards, seasons, seasonal, winter, sign, signs, closed, cold, freezing, chilly, frozen, business, businesses
"Is it always so cloudy?"
"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."
"Well, we needed the rain."
Tags:storm, storms, sixth sense, animal sense, animal senses, animal sensing, pet, pets, dog, dogs, bad weather, weather prediction, weather predictions, prediction, predictions, predicting, weather man, weather men, meteorologist, meteorologists, meteorology, telltale sign, telltale signs, pool toy, pool toys, flood, floods, flooding
"I'd better bring in my plants."
Tags:russia, russian, russians, blizzard, blizzards, winter, winters, wintry weather, snow, snows, snowing, bad weather, houseplant, houseplants, plant, plants, plant care, green thumb, green thumbs, gardener, gardeners, gardening, storm, storms, storming, freeze, freezes, freezing, cold snap, cold snaps, inconvenience, inconveniences
Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same
"Looks like rain."
Tags:rain, rains, raincloud, rain cloud, rain clouds, warning, warnings, early warning, early warnings, weather forecast, weather forecasts, weather forecaster, elevator, absurd, absurdity, lift, lifts, office worker, office workers, bad weather, storm, storms, rainstorm, rainstorms, rainy, rainy day, rainy days
"I assume that he's taken a snow day."
Tags:weather, bad weather, snow, snowy, snowing, snow storm, snow storms, deep snow, snow day, snow days, absent, missing, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driver, drivers, chauffeur, chauffeurs, rich, wealthy, the one percent, the 1%, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, business, businessman, businessmen
"You roast in summer, you freeze in winter and the rest of the time it's carnivorous pig bats."
"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, big boat, big boats, large boat, large boats, animal, animals, pairs, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, rain, raining, rainy, tropical storm, tropical storms, hurricane, hurricanes, cyclone, cyclones, typhoon, typhoons, natural disaster, natural disasters, flood, flooding great flood, downgraded, silly, feel silly, prepared, emergency preparedness, prepared for an emergency, preparing for an emergency, emergency, emergencies, disaster, disasters, safety, safety precaution, safety precautions, evacuating, evacuation, evacuations
Director's Day Off
Tags:weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, snow, snowing, blizzard, blizzarding, whiteout, snow storm, snow storms, window, windows, watching, director, directors, film, films, movie, movies, tv, t.v., television, set, sets, scene, scenes, cut, megaphone, megaphones, directing, meteorology, meteorologist, meteorologists
"May I have a tiny umbrella in this, Ernie? I'm on vacation."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail umbrella, cocktail umbrellas, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, warm, winter, wintertime, snowing, escape, escaping, daydreaming, dreaming, wishing, wishful thinking, bad weather
Tags:weather report, weather reports, weather reporter, weather reporters, weather forecast, weather forecasts, weather forecaster, weather forecasters, slang, sucks, millennial, millennials, youths, teen, teens, teenager, generation z, unprofessional, professionalism, bad weather, rain, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Pickles, if you don't get off my lap, we're toast."
"It must be pouring outside."
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, retraced, backtrack, lost, wander, wandering, abstract, minimal, minimalist, taste, tastes, rain, raining, busy, crowd, crowds, weather, bad weather, shelter, sheltered
"Your pilot is still de-icing."
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, de-icing, deicing, weather, bad weather, snowstorm, snowstorms, snow, snowing, ice, de-ice, deice, cold, winter, wintertime, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk driving, drunk driver, drunk drivers, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous, risky, delay, delays, delayed
"Realistic umbrella drink"
Weather vane man chases hat.
Tags:wind, windy, bad weather, windy weather, weather vane, weather vanes, hat, hats, losing your hat, lost your hat, farmer, farmers, farming, farm, farms, wind direction, wine vane, wind vane, weathercock, weathercocks, weathervane, weathervanes, windvane, windvanes, garden ornament, garden ornaments, hat blown off