Fendi Bag Lady
"It's a man purse, but I have a gun in it."
Tags:men, man, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, menswear, accessory, accessories, purse, purses, man purse, man purses, man-purse, man-purses, bag, bags, man bag, man bags, handbag, handbags, satchel, satchels, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, modern life, modern fashion, masculinity, effeminate, manly, masculine, gun, guns, weapon, weapons, concealed weapon, concealed gun, concealed weapons, concealed guns, firearm, firearms, gun crime, gun violence, trend, trends, fad, fads, fashion trend, fashion trends
The He-Man Bag
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashionable, bag, bags, handbag, handbags, hand bag, hand bags, baggage, shoulder bag, shoulder-bag, satchel, satchels, messenger bag, messenger-bag, men, man, masculinity, toxic masculinity, masculine, manly, men's fashion, men's clothes, men's clothing, clothing, accessories, accessorise, he-man, he man, man's man, tools, toolbox, tol box, tool-box, tool kit, tool-kit, toolboxes
A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, luggage, baggage, bag, bags, lost, lost & found, lost and found, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, problem, problems, customer service, service, modern life, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, traveling, travelling
"Are you going bowling or is that Prada?"
Tags:bowling, bowling bag, ten-pin bowling, tenpin bowling, bag, bags, handbag, hand bag, handbags, purse, purses, fashion, designer, designers, designer bag, designer bags, fashion faux pas, fashions, fashionable, fashionista, insult, insulting, snide comment, snide comments, relationship, relationships, bad relationship, long-term relationships, marriage, marriages, failing marriage, unhappy marriage, old married couple, belittle, belittling, designer label, designer labels
"I brought my own bag."
Tags:bag, bags, recycle, recycles, recycling, reusable, reusable bag, reusable bags, environmentally friendly, environmental friendliness, beheadings, execution, executions, executor, executors, reuse, reusing, conscientious, conscientiousness, liberal, liberals, left wing, left-winger, left-wingers, save the planet, saving the planet
"They finally found my lost luggage from 1972."
"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."
Tags:queue, queuing, queues, queued, pushing, queue jumping, queue jumped, board, boarding, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, steward, stewardess, stewards, stewardesses, passenger, passengers, pushing, pushed, push, airport, airports, board, luggage, bag, bags, wait, waiting, line, waiting in line, order, orders, skip, skip the queue
"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits
For Timely Filing
Tags:free gift, free gifts, tax, taxed, taxes, taxation, tax band, tax bands, irs, internal revenue service, merch, merchandise, merchandising, merchandises, gifts, gift, freebie, freebies, commiseration, commiseration prize, reward, rewards, free reward, reward scheme, rewards scheme, incentive, incentives, incentive scheme, incentive schemes, bag, tote, tote bag, keychain, key chain, key ring, mug, mugs, cup, cups, sales, salesmen
"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, modern life, recycling, reusable, collection, collections, collector, collectors, collecting, bag, bags, plastic bag, plastic bags, shopping bag, shopping bags, grocery bag, grocery bags, editing, parring down, narrowing down, curating, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, consumerism, shopping
"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"
Tags:artist, artists, famous artists, famous artists, famous painting, famous paintings, magritte, rene magritte, surrealism, surrealist, surrealists, grocer, grocers, grocers store, grocers stores, fruit stand, fruit stands, apple, apples, bag, bags, would you like a bag, do you want a bag, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, evidence, proof, crime scene, crime scenes, forensics, scene of the crime, murder, murders, homicide, death, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tidy, neat, bag, bags, clean, criminal, criminals, murderer, murderers, helpful
"Is that skin Marc Jacobs?"
"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."
Tags:consumerism, consumerist, shopaholic, shopaholics, shop, shops, shopping, shop 'til you drop, shop till your drop, shopping spree, shopping spree, retail therapy, buy, buys, buying, consumer, consumers, consumption, service economy, service economies, self-taught, prodigy, prodigies, bag, bags, retail store, retail stores, educated, self-educated, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, materialist, materialism, materialists
"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"
Tags:subway, train, trains, metro, underground, tube, seat, seats, seat hog, seat hogs, hogging the seat, garbage bag, garbage bags, rubbish bag, rubbish bags, bag, bags, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, married life, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, dead, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, murder, murders, murdered, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, killed, widow, widows, stuff, wife, wives, husband, husbands
"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."
Tags:nimal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, dodging, running, escaping, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, shooting, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, crossbow, crossbows, target, targets, bulls-eye, bulls-eyes, bullseye, bullseyes, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, bag, bags, plastic bag, plastic bags, shopping bag, shopping bags
"Watch my purse, okay?"
Urban Trail Mix
Tags:medicine, medicines, pharmaceuticals, pill, pills, tablet, tablets, medical, drug, meds, food, snack, snacks, almond, almonds, trail mix, bag, bags, baggie, baggies, urban, city, city living, city life, urban life, over medicate, over-medicate, self-medication, self-medicate, self medication, self medicate, health, big pharma, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, drug companies, drug company
"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."
Tags:fashion, fashions, style, styles, stylish, fashionable, fashionista, fashionistas, trend, trends, trendy, women, woman, lady, ladies, women's clothing, women's fashion, ladies fashion, ladies clothing, clothes, clothing, accessory, accessories, handbag, handbags, purse, purses, pocketbook, pocketbooks, backpack, backpacks, bag, bags
"You remember Lou."
Tags:interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, bin bag, bag, body bag, body bags, murder, murders, murdered, dead, died, die, dies
"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"
Bank robbers find bags of dollar signs.
Tags:dollar, dollars, dollar sign, dollar signs, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, disappointment, disappointments, symbol, symbols, moneybag, moneybags, money bag, money bags, bag, bags, mislead, misleads, misleading
Caveman wheels stone wheel suitcase.
Tags:suitcase, suitcases, caveman, cavemen, primitive, primitives, hunter gatherers, hunter-gatherers, hunter gatherer, hunter gatherer, travel, travelling, prehistoric, wheeling, wheels, journey, journeys, journeying, packing, packs, packed, bag, bags, bagged, holdall, wheel, wheels, wheeling, wheeled, roll, rolling, rolls, rolled, invent, invention, inventions
"How did I become someone who has a screaming fit about a stupid gift bag filled with little plastic things?"
Tags:gift bag, gift bags, bag, bags, halloween, trick-or-treat, trick-or-treats, trick-or-treating, trick-or-treater, tick-or-treaters, children's meal, children's meals, evaluate, evaluation, reflect, reflects, reflecting, reflection, reflections, self-reflect, materialist, materialists, materialism, material goods, superficial, superficiality