"Hi, Dad. Investment banking wasn't that great after all."
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Mental Baggage Claim
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."
The He-Man Bag
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashionable, bag, bags, handbag, handbags, hand bag, hand bags, baggage, shoulder bag, shoulder-bag, satchel, satchels, messenger bag, messenger-bag, men, man, masculinity, toxic masculinity, masculine, manly, men's fashion, men's clothes, men's clothing, clothing, accessories, accessorise, he-man, he man, man's man, tools, toolbox, tol box, tool-box, tool kit, tool-kit, toolboxes
"I'm sorry, but Pauline's sleeping now. With me! And she's mine—all mine! You hapless 3 A.M. ex!"
Tags:ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, ex husband, ex husbands, ex-husband, ex-wife, ex-wives, ex wife, ex wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, breaking-up, emotional baggage, baggage, possessive, possessiveness, jealous, jealousy, jealousies, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns
A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.
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"No, this is not part of an evacuation procedure."
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"They finally found my lost luggage from 1972."
"For a desk job, it sure does come with a lot of jet lag."
Tags:travel, travelling, travelling for work, travels, travelled, tourism, business travel, desk job, desk-job, desk jockey, desk-jockey, jet lag, jet-lag, jet lagged, jet-lagged, businessmen, businessman, international business, global, globalism, globally, global business, suitcase, suitcases, luggage, baggage, time, time zones, time zone, overworked, overwork, over worked, over-worked
"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."
Tags:divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorced, separation, separations, walk out, walks out, walking out, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, luggage, baggage, suitcase, suitcases, style, stylish, picky, choosy, fashionista, fashionistas, attractive, move out, moves out, moving out, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaks up, breaking up
"You were right-they've got one at the hotel."
"I want to report some counterfeit luggage."
"No wonder we could get tickets."
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"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, baggage, luggage, confrontation, confronting, old age, age, ageing, aging, old lady, old ladies, old woman, old women, old man, old men, elder, elders, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, flirt, flirty
"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."
Tags:writer, writers, literary aspiration, literary aspirations, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, psychosis, psychoses, writing, novelist, novelists, inner pain, mental health, mental state, inspiration, inspirations, parent, parents, abusive home, abusive homes, suitcase, suitcases, luggage, baggage, career path, career paths
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
Tags:baggage, baggage claim, luggage, arrival, arrivals, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, airline, airlines, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, deceased, recently deceased, air travel, dying, dead, afterlife, afterlives, heaven, heavenly, angel, angels, inconvenience, inconveniences, headache, headaches
Santa Claus waiting at an airport's baggage claim for his sack of presents.
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, baggage, luggage, baggage carousel, baggage carousels, luggage carousel, luggage carousels, baggage claim, luggage claim, waiting, sack, sacks, present, presents, gift, gifts, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, holiday, holidays
"God, you know what? You're sweet, but I just got out of a long thing."
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, dating, date, dates, crush, breakup, breakups, broken up, dump, dumped, split up, rejection, rejected, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, excuse, excuses, long term relationship, long term relationships, baggage, rebound, rebounds
Tags:myth, myths, mythology, mythological, mythologies, legend, legends, greek myth, roman myth, greek myths, roman myths, baggage, tsa, bags, luggage, luggages, security, airport security, airline, airport, airports, travels, travelling, security x ray, x ray, x-ray, security x-ray, pandora, pandora's box, pandoras box, privacy, private, personal privacy
"With therapy, I've found I don't need it."
Tags:tortoise, tortoises, tortoise shell, tortoise shells, baggage, emotional baggage, armour, protective armour, emotional armour, coming out of your shell, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling
"You can pack this back up now."
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When People Start to Look Like their Luggade
Tags:baggage, luggage, luggage fee, luggage fees, baggage fee, baggage fees, suitcase, suitcases, airport, airports, airline, airlines, carry on, carry ons, carry-on, carry-ons, air travel, air-travel, passenger, passengers, flight, flights, cheapskate, cheapskates, hidden fee, budget airline, budget airlines