Fishing for Birds
Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug
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"Nice lip piercing."
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"I think this one's in the bag."
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"God, I'm such a pig."
"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"
"Just the bait, please."
"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."
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"I put some beer on the hook."
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"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."
"I'm liking it already!"
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"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."
"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."
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"I don't like the look of those pumpkins!"
"First, I set the mood."
"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."
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"I love you."
Desert Island Trap
"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"
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"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."
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Desert Island Dinner
"Don't be a fool!"
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A pirate fishes using his hook.
An ineffectual ice fisher