Baker Resembles Baked Goods
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"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."
"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
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A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."
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"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"
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"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."
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"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."
Recipes from Second-Rate Mom Magazine
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All baking done on the premises
Untested Egg Recipes.
Baking the Earth
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"Look, Charley—the world changes."
"Then bake at 375 for forty-five minutes."
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"But we already had sex."
"Of all the ovens in all the kitchens, she walks into mine."
A caveman invents the bagel.
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"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffing into a delicious cupcake."