"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."
"It sure is great to be back in France."
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"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"
Tags:theologian, theologians, dead sea scroll, brownie, brownies, cake, cakes, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, sweet-tooth, sweet-tooths, recipe, recipes, baking, baker, bakers, religious text, religious texts, religious scroll, religious scrolls, qumran caves scrolls, manuscript, manuscripts, cake, cakes
"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."
Tags:gluten, gluten-free, fluten-intolerance, intolerance, intolerances, gluten allergy, gluten allergy, allergies, wheat, celiac, celiac disease, angry, pissed, unhappy, back, returned, return, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, food preparation, cooking, baking, baker, bakers, food, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, blob, blobs
"Joel! Killer crust!"
Tags:meal, meals, dish, dishes, food, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, home cooking, homecooking, homemade, home chef, home chefs, man, men, househusband, househusbands, pie, pies, crust, baker, bakers, baking, compliment, compliments, complimenting, man, men, hobby, hobbies, leisure, dinner party, dinner parties
"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
Royal wedding cake, complete with paparazzi figures
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, wedding, weddings, royal wedding, royal weddings, royal couple, royal couples, reporter, reporters, camera, cameras, photographer, photographers, paparazzi, paparazzo, press, media, wedding cake, wedding cakes, baker, bakers, bakery, bakeries, pastry chef, pastry chefs, celebrity couple, celebrity couples, power couple, power couples, media obsession, media obsessions, tabloid, tabloids, tabloid journalist, tabloid journalists, tabloid journalism
"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."
Tags:overeat, overeats, overeating, gorilla, gorillas, giant gorilla, giant gorillas, movie monster, monster movie, monster movies, kaiju, new york, new york city, cupcake, cupcakes, trend, trends, trendy, bakery, bakeries, baker, bakers, stomachache, stomachaches, stomach ache, stomach aches, nausea, nauseous, eat too much, eats too much, eating too much
"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
Tags:cake, cakes, bake, bakes, baking, bakery, bakeries, baker, bakers, home cook, home cooks, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, black hole, black holes, astronomy, astronomer, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, astrophysics, potluck, bring and share, potluck party, potluck parties, faux pas, dessert, desserts, overbake, overbakes, overbaked, overcook, overcooks, overcooking, party, parties, partying
Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case
Tags:bakery, bakeries, pastry shop, pastry shops, display, displays, display case, display cases, baked goods, pastries, pastry, muffin, muffins, baker, bakers, cashier, cashiers, jail, jails, jailed, prison, prisons, incarceration, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, visitor, visitors, visitation, visiting, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, through the glass
A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
Tags:bat, bats, pizza, pizzas, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, pizzeria, pizzerias, upside-down, inverted, invert, inverts, dough, bake, bakes, baking, baker, bakers, bread, breads, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, gravity, physics, roost, roosts, roosting, italian, italian food, italian foods, biology, biologist, biologists, design flaw, design flaws, unforeseen consequence, unforeseen consequences
"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defendant, defendants, client, clients, defense, defence, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, baking, baker, bakers, pastry chef, pastry chefs, pastry, shortcrust, pate brisee, food, sentence, sentencing, final remarks, closing remarks, last words
"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."
Tags:food, cooking, cooks, cook, chef, chefs, homecooking, home cooking, home cook, home cooks, cooking at home, baking, baker, bakers, vinaigrette, vinaigrette, dressing, dressings, salad dressing, salad dressings, salad, salad, sauce, sauces, fresh, fresh food, great, amazing, recipe, recipes, can't cook, can't bake
"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"
Tags:gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, cookie house, cookie houses, baking, baker, bakers, pastry chef, pastry chefs, dessert, desserts, chef, chefs, cooking, cook, cooks, bake, mix, from scratch, homemade, boxed mix, mixes, boxed mixes, real estate, property, properties, real estate agency, real estate agencies, real estate agent, real estate agents, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, estate agency, estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, buying a home, house-hunting, looking for a home, searching for a home, buying property, architecture, architect, architects, construction, house, houses, home, homes
"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."
Tags:air travel, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, pastry chef, pastry chefs, baker, bakers, baking, dough, rising, altitude
Driest croissant in all the world.
"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."
"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."
A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".
"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, childhood, childhood trauma, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, baker, bakers, baking, bread, fresh bread, lie, lies, dishonesty, betrayal, angst, trauma, past trauma
"Bad news. They found the proof in the pudding."
"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, scythe, scythes, whisk, whisks, mixer, mixers, baker, bakers, baking, dessert, desserts, change, career change, career changes, mid-life crisis, changing direction, change of direction, new direction, new directions, branching out, trying something new, finding your passion, passion, passions, passionate
Making Pizza in the Office