Baker Resembles Baked Goods
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"It sure is great to be back in France."
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"What do you eat for anxiety?"
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Royal wedding cake, complete with paparazzi figures
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"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."
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"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
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Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case
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"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"
Driest croissant in all the world.
"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."
"Go ahead. I'm trying to watch my boyish figure."
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Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery
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"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."
A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles
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"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."
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A muffin shop has a sign in their window that reads "English only eaten here".
"What do you have that justifies its calories?"
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"Let's just go in and see what happens."
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"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."
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"I'm sorry, but I can't sell you one until you give me the correct pronunciation."
"You're the first person I've met who didn't become a pastry chef after suffering a nervous breakdown in a corporate job."
"If peasant bread is five dollars, dare I ask about dinner rolls?"
"Why is living my best life so fattening?"