"Qu'est-ce que c'est?"Title: FRENCH FOR BANKERS.
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Baker Resembles Baked Goods
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"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"
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"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."
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"The market was volatile."
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"Joel! Killer crust!"
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"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
"You have a yeast infection."
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"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom
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"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
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A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."
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"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."
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Welcome to Doreenia!
"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."
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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"
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"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."
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"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."
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"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."
"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."
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"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."
A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".
"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."
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