"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
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"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."
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Cyclops Notices He's Getting Bald and Decides That's the Last Straw
"Who told the press we were having a bad hair day?"
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"You understand I have to ask. You're not some sort of skinhead, are you?"
"Somehow, on you it doesn't look shaved—it just looks bald."
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The Dreadlock Comb-over's one-night beta test.
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A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
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"I just don't need any more bald friends right now."
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"I lied when I told you I shave my head."
Tags:shave, shaving head, head shaving, head, bald, balding, balder, lie, lying, lies, liar, liars, hair, hairs, haircut, hair cut, restaurant, restaurants, meal, dining, hairlessness, hairless, date, dating, dates, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, first date, first dates, coming clean, honesty, honest
"Now, you said you wanted a grownup haircut."
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"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
Tags:bed bath and beyond, store, stores, consumer, consumers, consumerism, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, suburban lives, suburban lifestyle, suburban lifestyles, bald, balds, balding, middle age, middle aged, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, alliteration, alliterative, alliterate, alliterates, alliterating, bunion, bunions
A Brief History Of The Campaign
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"Can't you tell? I'm a depressed and angry white working-class male."
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"First, though, we'll be boarding all our bald business travellers who've been asking a ton of interesting questions for the past forty-five minutes."
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"Do you like it? I got it right here on Madison at Executive Ponytails."
"Write what you know. Write about male-pattern baldness."
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"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."
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"Has anyone noticed your healthier, lively-looking hair?"
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"We invented your hair."
Tags:hair, head of hair, heads of hair, bald, balds, balding, male pattern baldness, parent, parents, taunt, taunts, taunting, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, long hair, hippy, hippie, hippies, aging hippy, aging hippies, ageing hippy, ageing hippies, nostalgia, nostalgic, trend, trends, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, burger, burgers, fast food, fast foods, generation gap, generation gaps, age gap, age gaps, millennial, millennials, young people
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
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Hiding a Bald Patch
Hair being abducted
"I'm sure it's a rug."
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"It's fall, Massimo. Let's cab it to Bergdorf's and get you some hair."
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