"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
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"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."
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Cyclops Notices He's Getting Bald and Decides That's the Last Straw
"Who told the press we were having a bad hair day?"
Tags:bad hair day, bad hair, hair, bald, balding, no hair, hairless, receding hairline, old age, growing old, mid life crisis, war, wars, soldiers, soldier, politics, political leaders, political leader, general, generals, military, leaders, leader, government, governments, press conference, publicity, bad publicity, press, media, social media, meeting, meetings, discussion, accusations, accuse, accused, government official, government officials
"You understand I have to ask. You're not some sort of skinhead, are you?"
The Dreadlock Comb-over's one-night beta test.
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A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
Tags:man, men, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, hairspray, spray, sprays, spray-on, spray-on hair, hair in a can, self-conscious, embarrassed, embarrassing, covering up, hiding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, solution, solutions, problem, problems, hairstyle, hairstyles, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, illusion, illusions, fake, false, innovation, innovative, invention, inventions, beauty, modern life
"I lied when I told you I shave my head."
Tags:shave, shaving head, head shaving, head, bald, balding, balder, lie, lying, lies, liar, liars, hair, hairs, haircut, hair cut, restaurant, restaurants, meal, dining, hairlessness, hairless, date, dating, dates, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, first date, first dates, coming clean, honesty, honest
"Now, you said you wanted a grownup haircut."
Tags:middle age, middle aged, ageing, getting old, getting older, hairloss, bald, balding, going bald, bald patch, bald patches, alpoecia, haircut, haircuts, new haircut, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstyle, hairdo, hairdos, hairdresser, hairdressers, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, cruel jokes
"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
Tags:bed bath and beyond, store, stores, consumer, consumers, consumerism, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, suburban lives, suburban lifestyle, suburban lifestyles, bald, balds, balding, middle age, middle aged, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, alliteration, alliterative, alliterate, alliterates, alliterating, bunion, bunions
A Brief History Of The Campaign
Tags:history, histories, military, military campaign, military campaigns, officer, officers, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairloss, alopecia, bald, balding, stress, stressful, stressed, stress levels, position, positions, frontline, strategy, strategies, fallback, high ground, retreat, retreats, full-scale, rout, routs, routed, temporary, reinforcements, peacekeeping, international, permanent, force, forces, peacekeeper, peacekeepers, jargon, language, word play, wordplay
"Don't mention hair loss."
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"Can't you tell? I'm a depressed and angry white working-class male."
Tags:halloween, holiday, holidays, trick or trick, trick-or-treat, trick-or-treating, trick or treating, kid, kids, child, children, costume, costumes, fancy dress, candy, candies, sweets, sweet, decorations, decoration, white privilege, depression, depressed, bald, balding, middle age, middle aged, middle class, working class, men, man
"Do you like it? I got it right here on Madison at Executive Ponytails."
"Has anyone noticed your healthier, lively-looking hair?"
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"We invented your hair."
Tags:hair, head of hair, heads of hair, bald, balds, balding, male pattern baldness, parent, parents, taunt, taunts, taunting, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, long hair, hippy, hippie, hippies, aging hippy, aging hippies, ageing hippy, ageing hippies, nostalgia, nostalgic, trend, trends, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, burger, burgers, fast food, fast foods, generation gap, generation gaps, age gap, age gaps, millennial, millennials
Hair being abducted
"Believe me, I can tell."
"I'm sure it's a rug."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, balding, hair loss, alopecia, bald, no hair, losing hair, going bald, hiding, covering, head, heads, embarrassed, embarrassment, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, gossip, gossiping, wordplay, word play, man, men, beauty, health, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair
"It's fall, Massimo. Let's cab it to Bergdorf's and get you some hair."
Tags:department store, department stores, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, store, stores, fashion, fashions, style, styles, stylish, fashionable, fashionista, fashionistas, trend, trends, trendy, women, woman, lady, ladies, women's clothing, women's fashion, ladies fashion, ladies clothing, clothes, clothing, men's fashion, men's clothing, hair, bald, balding, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, wealthy man, wealthy men, wealthy woman, wealthy women
"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."
Tags:marriage, relationships, insecurity, vanity, psychology, men, bald, balds, balding, male pattern baldness, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, self-conscious, self-consciousness, reassure, reassures, reassurance, reassurances, hollow words, baldness, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, mankoff
"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."
Tags:bald, balding, alopecia, losing hair, losing your hair, going bald, ageing, getting old, getting older, middle age, middle aged, bald patch, bald patches, receding hairline, receding hairlines, shaving your head, vain, vanity, hairloss, hair loss, advice, good advice, giving advice, beauty tip, beauty tips, insecure, insecurities, guesswork
A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."
Tags:bald, balds, balding, tooth fairy, hair loss, male pattern baldness, baldness, middle age, middle aged, fairy, fairies, fairy tale, fairy tales, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, grow old, grows old, growing old, hope, hopes, hoping, regrow, regrows, regrowing, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances
"Operator, get me my hair!"