"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, retirement, retirements, oap, oaps, ball, chase, chases, chasing, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, family pet, canine behavior, dog behavior, dog behaviour, canine behaviour
"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, sleep, sleeping, insomnia, night, nighttime, bed, beds, bedtime, sleepless, can't sleep, wide awake, lying awake, thinking, thought, thoughts, ball, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, problem, problems, anxiety, stress, worried, worry, worries, mental health
"And the crowd roars."
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"It's not going to throw itself."
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"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"
"Perhaps we're overthinking the situation."
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Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, ball, throwing, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, baseball, compliment, compliments, complimenting, sport, sports, player, players, athlete, athletes
"And Perkins will be there if you drop the ball."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, ball, fetching, fetch, playing fetch, drop the ball, dropping the ball, working together, collaboration, partner, partners, word play, wordplay
"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."
Tags:dog, dogs, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, manic, mania, maniac, maniacs, ball, chase, chases, chasing, fetch, fetches, fetching, pant, pants, panting, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools, doggy, second take, take two, try again, trying again, rehearsal, rehearsals, rehearsing
"Well, hell, if I don't fetch it they'll find some young pup who will."
"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."
"I had a lovely time checking out great-looking men checking out even better-looking men."
Tags:party, parties, evening dress, evening dresses, ball, cocktail party, cocktail parties, check out, checking out, check-out, checking-out, admire, admiring, ogle, ogling, gawk, gawking, jealous, jealousy, mens issues, men's issues, hyper masculinity, hyper-masculinity, hypermasculinity, masculinity, evening gown, evening gowns, aspire, aspiring, women talking about men, good looking men, handsome men, male competition, envy, envious, competitive, competitiveness
"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"
'Fine. And you?'
Tags:sport, sports, season, seasons, seasonal, winter, wintertime, winter sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, snow, accident, accidents, ski pole, ski poles, leisure, hobby, hobbies, stuck, trapped, ball, snowball, snowballs, beginner, beginners, newbie, newbies, learning to ski, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"
"And you wonder why people hate activist judges?"
Tags:judge, judges, legal, law, laws, courtroom, courtrooms, court, courts, trial, trials, politics, ball, throwing, tossing, political, political issue, political issues, judicial system, legal system, judicial activism, activist, activists, activist judge, activists judges, political activist, political activists, political activism, defendant, defendants, motivation, motivations, motive, motives, personal opinion, personal opinions, unfair, not impartial, impartiality, ruling, rulings, judicial ruling, judicial rulings, supreme court, supreme court of the united states, scotus, s.c.o.t.u.s., controversial, decision, decisions, judiciary, hate, dislike, rule from the bench, ruling from the bench
"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."
Tags:air strike, air strikes, drone strike, air force, drone, drones, air-strike, air-strikes, drone-strikes, militaries, military, army, armies, violent, violence, calling it in, call it in, general, generals, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, modern warfare, war, warfare, modern war, modern life, technology, spin off, spin-off, spoof, spoofed, parody, parodies, parodied, tree, trees, stuck in a tree, ball, bark, barking, pet, pets, domestic pet, domestic pets, sarcasm, sarcastic, tree, trees, dog, dogs, anything for my dog
"It looks fine to me, too."
Tags:sport, sports, football, american football, canadian football, football players, football players, player, players, athlete, athletes, ball, deflate, deflated, damaged, head, heads, concussion, concussions, head injury, head injuries, injury, injuries, safety, protection, prevention, helmet, helmets, protective gear, safety gear, denial, brush-off, nonacceptance, dismissing, professional football, football league, football leagues, league, leagues, football team, football teams, player safety, player health, college, colleges, college football, high school, high schools, high school football, dangerous, risky, deflategate
Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.
Tags:paper, papers, fold, folds, origami, origami animals, paper ball, paper balls, ball, scrunched paper, scrunched up, scrunched up ball, folded, folded paper, paper folding, the art of paper folding, art, craft, crafts, crafting, arts and crafts, crafting failure, crafting failures, frustration, frustrated, giving up, give up, bad origami, bad crafting
"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, retrieving, retriever, retrievers, ball, thinking, thought, thoughts, hunter, hunters, hunting, duck hunter, duck hunters, duck hunting, lucky, lucky, fortunate, hunting dog, hunting dogs
Two boys staring at a soccer ball patterned bird that has hatched from a soccer ball.
"Is that what they teach you at caddy school, boy? How to stare at people?"
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, caddy, caddies, golf course, golf courses, hazard, hazards, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, lost, ball, golf ball, golf balls, searching, looking, staring, insult, insults, insulting, grouchy, grumpy, moody, bad mood, old man, old men, man, men, unhelpful, education, school, schools, schooling, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
(We've) Met Gala
Tags:met gala, gala, galas, party, parties, partying, dance, dances, ball, cinderella, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, forgotten, acquaintance, acquaintances, meet, meets, meeting, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, cocktail party, cocktail parties, awkward, socially awkward, social awkwardness, awkward situation, awkward situations, cringe, cringes, cringing
"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"
Tags:exercise ball, exercise balls, exercise, exercises, exercising, sit, sits, sitting, active sitting, active sitter, active sitters, healthy, new age, core, cores, core strength, core strengthening, furniture, seat, seats, seating, sofa, sofas, healthy, healthiness, health nut, health nuts, sit down, sitting down, sat down, ball
"Are you happy with your current ball?"