"Well, I have to tell your publisher something."
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"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."
Tags:artery, arteries, clogged artery, clogged arteries, blockage, blockages, blocked artery, blocked arteries, angioplasty, angioplasties, heart trouble, heart troubles, heart attack, heart attacks, stent, stents, balloon, balloons, literal, literally, heart surgery, heart surgeries, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, coronary artery, coronary arteries, blood vessel, blood vessels, medical procedure, medical procedures
Office worker balloon.
Tags:thanksgiving, balloon, balloons, thanksgiving day, parade balloon, parade balloons, carnival, carnival, celebration, celebrations, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, irony, ironic, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance
Clown with a balloon animal as a pet
"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."
Tags:balloon, balloons, helium, phonecall, phonecalls, phone call, phone calls, high pitched voice, high-voice voice, squeaky, squeaking, squeaky voice, squeaky voices, modern technology, modern technologies, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, recognition, voice recognition, recognise, recognize, recognising, recognizing
Balloon Animal Vaccinations
Tags:spoof, spoofed, anti-vax, anti-vaxxer, vaccination, vaccinations, even kids know, get your vaccines, get your vaccinations, vaccinations, vaccine, vaccines, doctor, doctors, health, public health, kid, kids, balloon, balloons, balloon animal, balloon animals, animal, animals, vet, vets, pet, pets, literal gag, slapstick, slap stick, play on words, word play
"The basic building blocks of life are identical in all species."
A clown and a boy look at a balloon animal in a zoo.
"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."
Tags:clown, clowns, happy, happiness, psychology, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, kid, kids, child, children, balloon, balloons, responsible, responsibility, self-reliant, independent, independence, self-esteem, self-confidence, mental health, word play, wordplay, growing up, advice, words of wisdom, wise words
"It's a balloon reminder that all joy is fleeting."
Tags:street art, street artists, clown, clowns, circus clown, circus clowns, sad clown, sad clowns, balloon, balloons, party balloon, party balloons, ruined childhood, let down, let-down, child, kid, kids, childhood, childrens entertainers, children's entertainers, childrens entertainer, children's entertainer, part clown, part clowns, depression, depressed, misery, miserable, existential, existential crisis, birthday, birthdays, birthday party, birthday parties, joy is fleeting
Tags:out to lunch, lunch, crazy, crazed, craziness, gone crazy, mad, gone mad, insane, gone insane, surreal, surrealism, strange, strange image, sign, signs, signage, play on words, word play, word-play, shop, shops, store, stores, storefront, shopfront, closed, closed for lunch, open, octopus, balloon, clown, scary, scared, modern life, work, working, working world, modern, modern world
Balcony hot air balloon.
"I had a balloon once, but with me it was real estate."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, balloon, balloons, toy, toys, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, hot air balloon, hot air balloons, memories, memory, nostalgic, nostalgia
"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, medical, medicine, visitor, visitors, improvement, improving, balloon, balloons, present, presents, gift, gifts, comfort, get well soon, recovery, recovering, resting, thoughtful gesture, kind gesture, thoughtful gestures, kind gestures, well-meaning, well-intentioned, helpless, unable to move, injured, seriously injured
"You provide the animal, I provide the helium."
Important balloons, $30.
Tags:balloon, balloons, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, market, markets, marketing, marketing gimmick, marketing gimmick, conspicuous consumption, nepotism, trust fund, trust funds, trust fund baby, trust fund babies, vendor, vendors, consumerism, consumerist, overprice, overpriced, overpricing, costly, expensive, expense, expenses
New Improved I.R.S.
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, irs, internal revenue service, treasury, department of treasury, tax, taxes, balloon, balloons, advertising, advertisement, advertise, advertisements, ad, ads, marketing, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, new, improved, refurbished, renovated
"That's right, C.J., enjoy your last fling."
Tags:fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, last fling, final fling, anger, angry, mistreated, mistreatment, unfair, unfairness, balloon, balloons, deflating balloon, deflating balloons, rages, rage, raging, in a rage
"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."
Child's Balloon: Jerome & Reems Divorce Attorneys
A clown walks into his living room and sees a balloon animal scratching up the furniture
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, clown, clowns, performer, performers, entertainer, entertainers, comedian, comedians, balloon, balloons, balloon animal, balloon animals, scratching, scratches, shred, shredding, clawing, furniture, chair, chairs, armchair, armchairs, living room scene, living room scenes, bad dog, bad cat
Man carrying a box of his stuff and a balloon that says "Just Fired"
Tags:man, men, balloon, balloons, box, boxes, stuff, clean out your desk, fired, firing, fire, just fired, let go, dismissed, lost your job, lost his job, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, comfort, comforting, consolation, ex-employee, former employee, former employees, ex-employees, sad, depressed
"Someday, Jennings, you're going to thank me for this."