"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "
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"Live Music The Doesn't Make You Want to Kill Yourself."
Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'
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"Funny - that doesn't sound like 'Louie, Louie.'"
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"You have to admire the concept-early music performed on the original instruments."
Pete Townshend Vineyards
"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"
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"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."
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"From the top - 'Watermelon Man.' Let's sock it out and give Mrs. Ritterhouse a chance to really cook!"
"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"
"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"
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"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."
"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"
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Blowing your nose musically.
"This song is dedicated to our parents, and is in the form of a plea for more adequate supervision."
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The Phitness Quartet
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2 Live J. Crew
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"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."
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"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."
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"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"
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"Give me an F-Hashtag."
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Man with the same birth date as Mick Jagger