"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."
Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention
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"And now a request from the audience."
"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."
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A couple in a pedal boat have a tuba and banjo.
"So much for finding intelligent life."
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"It's a poor heart that never rejoices!"
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"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."
"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."
"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"
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"I think this calls for a little banjo."
"'Fried Ham' on 3..."
"That's it. The cat has to go."