"Hi, Dad. Investment banking wasn't that great after all."
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"Need anything from the bank?"
"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "
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"I've made my fortune, and now it's time for me to run for office and consolidate it."
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"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."
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"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
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"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."
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"What I'd like, basically, is a temporary line of credit just to tide me over the rest of my life."
"Qu'est-ce que c'est?"Title: FRENCH FOR BANKERS.
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"I'm not huffing and puffing. I'm foreclosing."
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Bank - Going out of business sale!
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First National Bank for the Criminally Insane
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"Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?"
"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."
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"Don't give me too much, I'm not good with money."
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"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"
"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."
"God bless you, sir."
"Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase."
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"Well! I'm already pre-disapproved for a credit card."
"Bad Credit OK."
"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."
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"We have posted lower second-quarter earnings, reflecting placement of loans to Brazil, Ecuador, and Ms. Dunwoodie on non-accrual status."