Banking Cartoons

"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"

"I've made my fortune, and now it's time for me to run for office and consolidate it."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

Bank - Going out of business sale!

First National Bank for the Criminally Insane

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"I am sick of being looked at like one of your Brazilian bank loans!"

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

"God bless you, sir."

"Would you take the guy at Table 4? I used to be his broker."

"Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase."

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

"I just know I'm going to love horses all my life. That's why I'm planning to have a career in banking, insurance, and real estate."

"I'm sorry. Mr. Broadbank seems to have stepped away from his desk."

"Let go."

"We have posted lower second-quarter earnings, reflecting placement of loans to Brazil, Ecuador, and Ms. Dunwoodie on non-accrual status."

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Would you like that all in money?"

"Damn it! How can I relax, knowing that out there, somewhere, somehow, someone's attacking the dollar?"

"Can't we talk about something other than money?"

"We shouldn't have expected a banker to play by the rules."

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

Phelps,Timmon & Ashe Restaurant