"Hi, Dad. Investment banking wasn't that great after all."
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"Need anything from the bank?"
"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "
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"I've made my fortune, and now it's time for me to run for office and consolidate it."
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"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."
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"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
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"Of course, you could try another bank, if there were any other banks."
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"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."
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"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."
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"Qu'est-ce que c'est?"Title: FRENCH FOR BANKERS.
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"I'm not huffing and puffing. I'm foreclosing."
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"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
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First Nationalized Bank
Bank - Going out of business sale!
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First National Bank for the Criminally Insane
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"Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?"
Equality, Fraternity, Liquidity
"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."
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"Don't give me too much, I'm not good with money."
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"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"
"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."
"God bless you, sir."
"Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase."
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