Bar Cartoons

"You're cut out for this job."

"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"

"I can't figure out what's going on with him—he should have been a star by now."

"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."

Execu-Bar

Robbie's Bar & Pain Management Center

Someday, my Ron Perelman will come.

"They're making my web-page into a movie!"

"He's not much fun, but he's made entirely from recycled materials."

"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."

"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"

"This is Larry. If I were Matt Damon, he'd be Ben Affleck."

"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"

"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."

"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."

Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure

"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."

"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"