Bar Cartoons

"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC42028
High Res:
3000x2425 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
moan, moans, moaning, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, bar, bars, pub, pubs, whine, whines, whining, fact-checker, fact-checkers, fact-checking, veracity, exaggeration, exaggerations, exaggerating, verify, verifies, verifying, verification, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, beer, beers, drinking, drinker, drinkers

"I hate to admit it, but a man with #a big carbon footprint makes me hot."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC124652
High Res:
11189x9115 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
carbon footprint, carbon footprints, pollute, pollutes, pollution, bad boy, bad boys, rebel, rebels, attraction, attractions, attractive, environment, women, bar, men, guilty, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, tough guy, tough guys, hot, hot guy, hot guys, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, mankoff

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43235
High Res:
1732x1624 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pediatrician, pediatricians, paediatrician, paediatricians, bar, bar exam, bar examination, lawyer, lawyers, legal career, legal careers, predetermined, predetermination, law career, law careers, law school, law schools, trapped, feeling trapped, overbearing, parent, parents, expectation, expectations, high expectations

Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC123876
High Res:
3320x4610 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
flower, flowers, florist, florists, botanist, botanists, botany, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, bar, pub, stamen, pistil, flower anatomy, biologist, biologists, biology, teacher, teachers, teaching, happy hour, happy hours, meat market, meat markets, bars, pubs

"What other tricks does he need?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC124465
High Res:
3006x2324 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bar, bars, pub, pubs, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, martini, martinis, bartender, bartenders, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, catch, catches, catching, fetch, fetches, fetching, jump, jumps, leap, leaps, leaping, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, trainer, trainers, training, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics

"Do you have a reservation?"

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC39276
High Res:
1800x1113 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cats, mice, reserve, reserved, reservations, dining, animals, talking, pets, high class, velvet rope, velvet ropes, reservation, upper class, restaurant, exclusive, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, vip, vips, vip lounge, vip lounges, bar, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, entry, denied entry

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC120535
High Res:
3000x1817 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, trainer, trainers, training, philosophy, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers, higher education, higher learning, learn, learns, learning, teach, teaches, teaching, high standards, unrealistic, goal, goals, confessional, confessionals, bar, bars, pub, pubs, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeeping

"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC125469
High Res:
3006x2618 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
personal touch, personal touches, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, knockoff, knockoffs, personalize, personalizes, personalizing, personalise, personalises, personalising, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, decor, decoration, decorations, decorate, decorates, decorating

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC41879
High Res:
1909x1641 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
brewer, brewers, brewing, six pack, six packs, brew, brews, brewing, homebrew, home brew, home brewer, home brewers, craft beer, craft beers, drinker, drinkers, drinking, bar, pub, bars, pubs, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, booze, boozehound, boozehounds, booze hound, booze hounds, buy a man a fish, teach a man to fish, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers

"Stampeding off a metaphoric cliff - and you?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC123094
High Res:
3290x2570 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bull, bison, bar, stampede, stampedes, stampeding, bisons, bulls, stampeding bull, stampeding bulls, metaphoric cliff, metaphoric cliffs, metaphor, metaphors, drunk, drunks, drinker, drinkers, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, cliff edge, cliff edges

"Stampeding off a metaphoric cliff - and you?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC123094
High Res:
3290x2942 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bull, bison, bar, stampede, stampedes, stampeding, bisons, bulls, stampeding bull, stampeding bulls, metaphoric cliff, metaphoric cliffs, metaphor, metaphors, drunk, drunks, drinker, drinkers, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, cliff edge, cliff edges

"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC133724
High Res:
3006x2774 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
eyes bigger than stomach, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, advice, saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, adage, adages, advice, advise, mistake, mistakes, liver, livers, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, drinks, drunk, eyes are bigger than your stomach, parallel, hindsight, wisdom, eat, eating, mistake, mistakes, overconfidence

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC126247
High Res:
2960x2672 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
drink, drinks, drunkard, drinking, drunk, alcohol, alcoholic, round, rounds, meal, meals, substitute, dish, dishes, wait, waiter, serve, serving, order, orders, ordering, glass, glasses, mains, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, unhealthy

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

Artist:
Acocella Marchetto, Marisa
Search ID:
CC41960
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1842x2612 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wild side, mild, boring, walk on the wild side, take a walk on the wild side, contrast, contrasting, chat up, flirt, flirting, flirts, flirted, pick up, pick ups, chatting up, bar, bars, date, dating, pun, puns, parody, parodies, businessmen, businessman, dates

"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC29880
High Res:
3268x2901 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
alimony, divorce, divorcing, divorces, divorced, paying alimony, bigamy, polygamy, divorcing, divorce proceedings, maintenance, allowance, child support, slimy, immoral, bar, bars, drink, drinks, alcohol, sad, sad sack, scheme, scheming, plan, plans, marriage, marriages, married, marries, relationship, relationships, break up, break-ups, break ups, divorcee

"I don't think of myself as a wolf man or a wolf woman-I'm just a human, who is also a wolf, who eats humans."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC131104
High Res:
3005x2449 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wolfman, wolfmen, wolf man, wolf woman, wolfwoman, werewolf, werewolves, bar, bars, pub, pubs, human, humans, wolf, wolves, monster, monsters, eats humans, gender, genders, identity, gender identity, unisex, cannibal, cannibalism, gender fluid, non binary, non-binary, hermaphrodite, hermaphrodites, intersex, hermaphroditism, transgender, sexes, parallel, identities, genders

"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC29854
High Res:
2366x1926 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
entitled, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, entitlement complex, bar, barkeeper, barkeepers, barman, status, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, boozer, boozers, boozing, drinker, drinkers, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC124054
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2729x2827 pixels (unwatermarked)
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apologize, apologizes, apologizing, mess, messes, messy, bar, barns, barnyard, barnyards, sod, sod house, sod houses, prairie, prairies, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, home, homes, farmer, farmers, farming, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrass, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, unkempt, real estate, hillbilly, hillbillies, impetus, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC36169
High Res:
2507x1882 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
culture, cultural, culture clash, cultural clash, clash, opera, operatic, operas, opera singer, sing, singer, singing, sings, music, musical, musician, musicians, pianist, piano, pianola, wild west, western, westerns, fat lady sings, class, fashion, theater, theatre, theatric, bar, bars, bar music, tavern, brunhilde, wagner, valkyries, valkyrie

"My position is very simple. I prefer not knowing whether a person is gay or Irish."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC25061
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1561x2673 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
private life, ignorance is bliss, blissful, private lives, private, know, knowing, knowledge, knowledgeable, ignorant, ignorance, ignoring, bar, drink, drinks, discussing, personal, personal details, details, personal life

"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC29816
High Res:
2013x1765 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, dog, dogs, talking dog, talking dogs, pet, pets, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, restaurant, restaurants, drinking, alcohol, drink, identification, id, i.d., id card, id cards, i.d.card, i.d. cards, id check, i.d. check, check, checking, birthdate, birth date, dog year, dog years, age, of age, old age, old, adults, age of majority, drinking age, legal age, legal drinking age, id'd, modern life, regulations, laws, drinking laws, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licence

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC131602
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4602x3002 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctor, doctors, medicine, hospital, hospitals, gp, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, appointment, appointments, check-up, check up, checkup, check-ups, check ups, checkups, routine checkup, clinic, clinics, health, healthcare, health care, healthy, wellbeing, bar, bars, barman, bartender, bar man, bar men, barmen, bar tender, bartenders, bar tenders, pub, pubs, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics

"The days of the bartender-psychologist are over, but I can help if you have any software problems."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC42091
High Res:
2000x2436 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, psychologist, psychiatrist, counselor, counsellor, counselling, counseling, counselors, counselers, bartender-psychologist, life problems, mental health problems, mental health problem, mental health disorder, software, software, software problems, commiserate, commiserating, complain, complaining, customer service, sympathise, sympathising, sympathize, sympathizing, techy, techie, it expert, it experts, millennial, millennials