Bar Conversations Cartoons

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."

"We pointed, but we never clicked."

"Thank god Nader's back! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to throw away my vote."

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"This time, she went too far."

"I can't decide between a little umbrella and an olive on a sword."

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

"Then one day I woke up and not only was I old, I was naked."

"I wanted to get her a car instead of that ten carat diamond ring, but I couldn't find a fake Mercedes."

"You see, Murphy's finger is coming from North Korea or someplace, but my finger comes up and hits Murphy's finger. That's how the Missile Defense system will work--if it works."