"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
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"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"
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"For the last time - you and your horsie get away from me and stay away!"
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"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."
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"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
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"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."
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"I said this next number is a sing-along."
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"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
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"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"
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"Bert's inner core in spinning on its own."
"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
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"I hope his dark side is more interesting."
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"Antarctica is nice, but the only thing I really miss is the herring."
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"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."
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"He walks the walk and talks the talk. But he doesn't drink the drink."
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"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."
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"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"
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"How would you like to be queen for a day?"
"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."
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"It was sort of an after-the-bell transaction."
"I was an attorney, but I've been involved in community service for the last three hundred hours."
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"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"
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