Barbarians Cartoons

"Excellent-let's run it through legal."

"People not from here don't understand. It's not a weapon - it's a way of life."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Guess which one is the cell tower."

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"Have you seen his sippy skull?"

"You're right. It does send a powerful message."

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

"I prefer to pillage from the right and govern from the center."

"Now is the time to heal the country by ridding ourselves of the unwell."

"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."

"Your resume is remarkably similar to our CEO's."

"My people will get back to your people."

"Did anyone plunder something good to read?"

"Atilla the DMV employee"

"My client is willing to do community service."

"He's mellowed quite a bit over the years. However, that's become a signature thing for him."

"Hey! It's just Vlad being Vlad."

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

"Well, I'm an optimist - I still think peace can be avoided."

"You've been traded to Carthage for two third-round picks and a hippopotamus."

"Just because you're Attila the Hun, Dad, doesn't mean I have to be Attila the Hun."

"Damn!"

"I said, 'Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women,' but the media took that totally out of context."