"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
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"People not from here don't understand. It's not a weapon - it's a way of life."
"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."
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"Guess which one is the cell tower."
The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate
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"Have you seen his sippy skull?"
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"You're right. It does send a powerful message."
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"Go with Hannibal if you must."
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"I prefer to pillage from the right and govern from the center."
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"Now is the time to heal the country by ridding ourselves of the unwell."
"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."
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"Your resume is remarkably similar to our CEO's."
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"My people will get back to your people."
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"Did anyone plunder something good to read?"
"Atilla the DMV employee"
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"My client is willing to do community service."
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"He's mellowed quite a bit over the years. However, that's become a signature thing for him."
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"Hey! It's just Vlad being Vlad."
"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."
"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."
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"Well, I'm an optimist - I still think peace can be avoided."
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"You've been traded to Carthage for two third-round picks and a hippopotamus."
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"Just because you're Attila the Hun, Dad, doesn't mean I have to be Attila the Hun."
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"I said, 'Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women,' but the media took that totally out of context."