"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."
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cowboy, cowboys, masculine, masculinity, zucchini, courgette, grill, grills, grilling, barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, man food, manly food, manly foods, motivation, motive, motives, murder, murders, murdering, health food, health foods, old west, carnivore, carnivores, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, vegan food, assassination, assassinations, self-defense"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, food, heath, healthy, unhealthy, eating habits, unhealthy diet, cholesterol, cholesterol level, picnic, picnics, barbeque, barbecue, barbeques, barbecues, diet, diets, summer, summertime, cookout, cookouts"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."
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chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food, foods, intimidate, intimidation, intimidating, intimidated, bbq, barbecue, barbecues, barbeques, barbeque, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, keeping up with the joneses"So you can take it with you!"
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cliche, cliches, heaven, pearly gate, pearly gates, afterlife, death, dead, you can't take it with you, heaven's gate, possession, possessions, greed, greedy, materialism, entering heaven, entrance to heaven, death, after death, st. peter's gate, st. peter, saint peter, saint peter's gate, getting into heaven, golf club, golf clubs, golfer, golfers, grill, grills, barbecue, barbecues"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"
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season, seasons, summer, summertime, food, vegetable, vegetables, veggies, tomato, tomatoes, corn, corn on the cob, corn-on-the-cob, talking, discussing, speaking, conversing, topic, topics, theme, themes, fresh, local, produce, incessantly, endlessly, ceaselessly, never stops talking, agriculture, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, market, markets, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbequesBarbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.
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barbecue, barbecues, bbq, bbqs, smoke, smoked, smokes, plume, plumed, pluming, smoking, pollute, polluting, environment, environments, nature, natural, animal, animals, birds, squirrels, cooking, cook, barbecuing, grilling, grill, soot, gas mask, gas, poison, gassed, mask, environmental, pollutants, pollutant, pollutes, cloud, cloud of smoke, breathe, breathing, breathes"Go ahead, finish your beer."
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heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, pig, pigs, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeques, barbeque, judgement, judgement day, dying, after life, the afterlife, afterlife, the after life, meat eater, meat eaters, omnivore, omnivores"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"
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modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, working weekends, bringing work home, overworked, overworking, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, weekend, weekends, the weekends, no holiday'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'
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barbecue, barbecues, bbq, bbqs, barbeque, barbeques, spoil yourself, spoiling yourself, treat yourself, treating yourself, consumer, consumers, consumerism, grill, grills, grilling, grilled, useless invention, useless inventions, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, retailer, retailers, junk, worthless"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."
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phone, phones, telephone, telephones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobile phones, mobiles, mobile phone, dad, dads, father, fathers, chat, chatting, talk, talking, multitask, multitasking, bbq, barbecuing, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, cook, cooking, grill, grilling, grills, men, manDon Quixote in the Hamptons
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the ingenious nobleman sir quixote of la mancha, don quixote, hamptons, chasing windmill, chasing windmills, el ingenioso hidalgo don quijote de la mancha, miguel de cervantes, literary figure, literary figures, literary character, literary characters, chivalry, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, joust, jousts, jousting, holiday home, holiday homes, vacation home, vacation homes"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."
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bbq, barbecue, barbecues, bbqs, food, burger, burders, beer, beers, copying machine, absurd, chat up, chatting up, invite, inviting, invites, chat-up, boring, bored, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, business, businesses, management, managers, managers, offices, employee, employees, worker, workers, grill, grilling"Sunup? Already?"
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barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, barbequing, barbeque, barbeques, cookout, cookouts, cooking, grilling, grill, grills, food, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, man, men, summer, summertime, sunup, sunrise, losing track of time, crazy, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, addict, addicts, addiction, addicted"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."
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food, cookout, cookouts, barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, barbequing, barbeque, barbeques, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, beef, ground beef, chuck, mince, dining, eating, cooking, recalled, recall, recalls, patty, pattie, patties, meat, ethics, unethical, relationship, relationships, contamination, e. coli, food poisoning, food safety, health inspector, health inspectors, food recall, food recalls"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"
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bungle, clumsy, burger, burgers, hamburger, hamburgers, cheeseburger, cheeseburgers, grill, grills, grilling, men, man, cookout, cookouts, barbeque, barbeques, barbecue, barbecues, bbq, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals"Now, now, Grigsby, we must wait for the weekend."
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offices, office worker, office workers, boss, bosses, the boss, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, the weekend, weekend, weekends, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, grilling, grilling, grilling meat, grilled meat, weekend activity, weekend activities, told off, telling off, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimands, reprimanding, unprofessional, out of place"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."
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grilling, grill, grilled, grills, bbq, barbecue, barbecues, cook, cooking, cooks, movie, movies, film, films, filmed, filming, cinema, cinemas, blockbuster, fantasy, sci-fi, sci fi, science fiction, horror, horror movie, horror movies, sci fi movie, sci fi movies, plot twist, plot twists, change of heart, change of mind, future, futuristic, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, friend, friends, relationship, relationships, hobby, hobbies, summer, summertime, cookout, cookouts, politician, politics, political, government, governor, governors, actor, actors, filmmaker, filmmakers