"I can't figure out what's going on with him—he should have been a star by now."
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"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."
Tags:rheingold, miss rheingold, beer ad, beer ads, beer advertisement, beer advertisements, beauty contest, beauty contests, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinker, drinkers, drinking, barfly, barflies, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, bad option, bad options, bad choice, bad choices, tough decision, tough decisions, hard decision, hard decisions, difficult decision, difficult decisions
"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"
"If Walter Reuther had his way, there'd be a guaranteed annual everything!"
Tags:union, unions, union man, union leader, union leaders, walter reuther, civil rights, civil rights activist, civil rights activists, progressive, progressives, labor, labor leader, labor leaders, union head, union heads, worker, workers, workers rights, populist, populists, populism, union organizer, union organizers, benefit, benefits, government benefits, welfare, barfly, barflies, gripe, gripes, griping, entitled, entitlement
"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, the little thing, post lunch, post-lunch, bars, bar, barfly, bar fly, barflies, bar flies, management, drink, drinking, alcohol, day drinking, happy hour, office drone, drones, drone, rat race, rat-race, day in, drudge, drudgery, spice up, spice, grill, grills, beer, work beer, break, breaks, short break, short breaks, modern world, modern life
"I'm sorry, ladies, was this man bothering you?"
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"I think globally, but I spend locally."
Tags:cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, think globally, act locally, local business, local businesses, drinking, drinker, drinkers, barfly, barflies, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, slogan, slogans, responsible, responsibility, stimulus, economic stimulus, small business, small businesses, small business owner, small business owners
"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."
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"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"
Tags:ken burns, documentary, documentaries, american life, american, americans, average guy, average guys, average joe, average joes, documentary subject, documentary subjects, dive, dives, dive bar, dive bars, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, local bar, local bars, watering hole, watering holes, filmmaker, filmmakers, director, directors, directing
"Bert's inner core in spinning on its own."
"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes."
Tags:booze, boozer, boozers, boozehound, boozehounds, barfly, barflies, husband, husbands, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, bad news, bearer of bad news, messenger, messengers, shoot the messenger, shoots the messenger, shooting the messenger, spouse, spouses, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious, honest, honesty, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, bad marriage, bad marriages, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeep, barkeeps
"I just did a huge one in my diaper."
"I, too, used to drink the amber-colored fluids, gentlemen, but now, owing to health considerations, I drink only the crystal-clear fluids."
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"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."
"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."
Tags:thought, thoughts, idle thought, idle thoughts, drink, drinks, drinking, soul searching, rethink, rethinks, rethink things, rethinking things, think about money, preoccupied, preoccupation, preoccupations, conclusion, conclusions, self-realization, self-realisation, realisation, realisations, realization, realizations, self-examine, self-examines, self-examining, self-examination, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, barfly, barflies, deep thoughts, deep thinker
"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinker, drinking, drinks, drunk, drunkard, drunken, drunk and disorderly, bar fly, bar-fly, bar flies, barflies, bartender, barman, barmen, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, ego, egoism, egotistical
"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."
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"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."
Tags:barfly, barflies, businessman, businessmen, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, freelancer, freelancers, freelancing, do what you love, doing what you love, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, boozer, boozers, boozehound, boozehounds, business card, business cards, drunken, career, careers, career choice, career choices, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
"Lost a step? Hell, no. Those young zebras are juiced."
Tags:older generation, older generations, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, zebra, zebras, lion, lions, predator, predators, old guy, old guys, prey, lost a step, lose a step, losing a step, younger generation, younger generations, old age, middle age, middle aged, keep up, keeps up, keeping up, barfly, barflies, passed over, passed by, has-been, has-beens, lost it
"Antarctica is nice, but the only thing I really miss is the herring."
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"He walks the walk and talks the talk. But he doesn't drink the drink."
Tags:drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken night, drunken nights, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, walk the walk, talk the talk, in-group, in-groups, in-crowd, in-crowds, bartender, bartenders, bartending, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, club, clubs, poser, posers, poseur, poseurs, authenticity, inauthentic, faker, fake, fakes, faking it, fake it, fakes it
"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."
Tags:drinker, drinkers, drinking, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, internet, internet generation, internet generations, millennial, millennials, old-fashioned, barfly, barflies, newfangled, functional alcoholic, functional alcoholics
"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"
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