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Bargain Cartoons
Bargain cartoon 1 of 42
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, real estate, house, housing, home, homes, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, selling kidneys, desperate, desperately, bargain, bargaining, bargains, barter, barters, buying, buys, buyer, estate agent, real estate agent, estate agents, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, organ donation, housing market, anxious, overanxious, house price, house prices, crash, 2008 crash, housing bubble, bubble, housing bubbles, bubblesBargain cartoon 2 of 42
"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."
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death, dead, dying, die, died, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reaping, reap, reaps, grimme, scythe, scythes, hooded, hood, black, black robes, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, prison, prisons, jail, jails, sentence, sentencing, sentences, negotiate, negotiation, con, conning, conned, cons, bargain, bargains, criminal, criminals, prisoner, prisoners, life imprisonment, life sentence, lifeBargain cartoon 3 of 42
"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"
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bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, thrifty, thriftiness, first class, upper class, flight, flights, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, air travel, seatmate, seatmates, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, faux pas, unwelcome, imposition, impositions, impose, imposing, personal spaceBargain cartoon 4 of 42
"I admit it—I started paying for sex this summer, and it's surprisingly affordable."
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pay for sex, pays for sex, paying for sex, affordable, affordability, lunch, lunches, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, meeting, meetings, businessman, businessmen, business meeting, business meetings, business lunch, business lunches, disclose, discloses, disclosing, disclosure, bargain, bargains, bargain price, bargain prices, price, prices, cost, costsBargain cartoon 5 of 42
"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."
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kids, kid, child, children, food, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, lunch box, lunch boxes, trade, trades, trading, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bartering, barter, bargain, bargaining, note, notes, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, love, encouragement, chips, crisps, bag of chips, bag of crisps, corn chips, tortilla chips, value, valuable, snack, snacks, school, schoolsBargain cartoon 6 of 42
"I found some more acorns today."
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acorn, acorns, nut, nuts, bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, coupon, coupons, overstock, overstocks, overstocked, overstocking, save, saves, saving, savings, pack rat, pack rats, save up, saves up, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, squirrel, squirrels, chipmunk, chipmunks, storage, storage space, stuff, clutter, cluttered, mess, messyBargain cartoon 7 of 42
"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"
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entertainment, entertainment value, comedian, comedians, funny, funny guy, funny guys, entertaining, entertain, entertains, bargain, bargains, low-key, humor, humorous, bore, bores, boredom, bored, boringBargain cartoon 8 of 42
"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."
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policy, policy difference, policy differences, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, judgement, judgements, judgement day, judgment, judgments, judgment day, gates of heaven, st. peter, saint peter, appeal, appeals, appealing, appeal the decision, appeals the decision, appealing the decision, emotional appeal, emotional appeals, moral, morality, ethics, disagreement, disagreements, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, bargain, bargains, bargaining, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiator, negotiatorsBargain cartoon 9 of 42
Welcome to Yardsale
Bargain cartoon 10 of 42
Mail-Order Yard Sale
Bargain cartoon 11 of 42
One Stop Massage and Portrait
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massages, masseur, masseurs, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, portrait artists, two in one, two-in-one, car wash, car washes, offer, offers, bargain, bargains, two for one, two-for-one, deal, deals, bad deal, bad deals, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, stress, stressful, pointless, pointlessness, fad, fads, trend, trends, following trendsBargain cartoon 12 of 42
"Wait! Come back! I was just kidding about wanting to be happy."
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bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, happiness, wanting happiness, mental health, desperate, desperation, bargain, bargaining, compromise, compromisesBargain cartoon 13 of 42
"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, family, families, toy, toys, pony, ponies, birthday, birthdays, present, presents, gift, gifts, ask, strategy, strategies, strategic, bargaining, bargain, bargains, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargaining room, room to bargainBargain cartoon 14 of 42
"828,000 square miles for $15 million -- as is?"
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, louisiana, louisiana purchase, thomas jefferson, jefferson, american history, history, historian, historians, historians, americanist, americanists, bargain, bargains, offer, offers, asking price, asking prices, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, founding fathers, home buyer, home buyersBargain cartoon 15 of 42
"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."
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heaven, god, devil, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, hellbound, afterlife, afterlives, negotiating table, negotiating tables, soul, souls, eternity, eternal soul, arbitration, bargain, bargains, bargaining, deal, deals, business deal, business dealsBargain cartoon 16 of 42
"Three wishes less commission."
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fairy, fairies, genie, genies, magic, magical, offer, offers, sale, sales, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, commission, commissions, cut costs, cutting costs, cost-cutting, bargain, bargains, small business, small businesses, sales commission, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, wish, wishes, three wishes, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's storiesBargain cartoon 17 of 42
"You hate to shop—I hate to hunt."
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bear, bears, hiker, hikers, explorer, dislike, dislikes, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, explorers, rambler, ramblers, couple, couples, consumerism, bored, boring, boredom, relationship, husband and wife, husbands and wives, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, compromise, compromises, compromising, bargain, bargains, arrangement, arrangements, mutually beneficialBargain cartoon 18 of 42
"You can have this on cheap. He's a little stir-crazy."
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bird, birds, pet bird, pet birds, caged bird, caged birds, parrot, parrots, cockatoo, cockatoos, bargain, bargains, discount, discounts, sale, sales, on sale, crazy bird, going mad, going crazy, stir crazy, stir-crazy, expression, expressions, chronophobia, cage, cages, locked up, imprisoned, imprisonment, animal rightsBargain cartoon 19 of 42
"Okay, so you'll remind me who these people are, and later I'll explain their jokes to you."
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gender issues, gender stereotype, bargain, bargains, deal, teamwork, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, friends, working together, telling jokes, social etiquette, familiar faces, insult, insults, insulting, bad memory, bad memories, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wivesBargain cartoon 20 of 42
"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"
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kids, kid, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, going out to play, come out to play, sport, sports, baseball, team, teams, play, playing, athlete, athletes, player, players, professional, professionals, big league, big leagues, major league, major leagues, money, incentive, incentives, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, agent, agents, manger, managers, management, million, millions, bargain, bargaining, salary, salaries, pay, professional sports, contract, contracts, free-agent, free-agents, offer, offers, offering, benefitsBargain cartoon 21 of 42
"Sure, sure, we have to do everything your way."
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fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, book, books, children's story, children's stories, literature, story, stories, brothers grimm, rapunzel, hair, long hair, prince, princes, tower, towers, grappling hook, rope, ropes, climb, climbing, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, disagreement, disagreements, compromise, compromises, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargain, bargains, bargaining, communication, you way, my way, woman, women, stereotype, sterotypesBargain cartoon 22 of 42
'Under New Management- Everybody must go!'
Bargain cartoon 23 of 42
"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."
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miracle worker, miracle workers, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, medical bill, medical bills, medical cost, medical costs, healthcare, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare reform, medical fee, medical fees, fee, fees, bargain, bargains, bargaining, haggle, haggles, haggling, healthcare reform, reform, reformingBargain cartoon 24 of 42
Counterproposals
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counterproposal, counterproposals, counter proposal, counter proposals, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, business meeting, business meetings, business proposal, business proposals, barter, barters, bargain, bargaining, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, business man, business men, business people, disagree, disagreement, disagreementsBargain cartoon 25 of 42
"Gotta run, Sid! The cashmere everybody's been talking about is now twenty percent off!"
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cashmere, discount, discounts, sale, sales, fashions, fashionable, special offer, special offers, bargain, bargains, businessmen, businessman, priority, priorities, trend, trendy, trendiness, fad, fads, shopping spree, mall, malls, shopping spreesMore cartoons with the keyword 'bargain'