"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
Tags:selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, real estate, house, housing, home, homes, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, selling kidneys, desperate, desperately, bargain, bargaining, bargains, barter, barters, buying, buys, buyer, estate agent, real estate agent, estate agents, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, organ donation, housing market, anxious, overanxious, house price, house prices, crash, 2008 crash, housing bubble, bubble, housing bubbles, bubbles
"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."
Tags:death, dead, dying, die, died, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reaping, reap, reaps, grimme, scythe, scythes, hooded, hood, black, black robes, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, prison, prisons, jail, jails, sentence, sentencing, sentences, negotiate, negotiation, con, conning, conned, cons, bargain, bargains, criminal, criminals, prisoner, prisoners, life imprisonment, life sentence, life
"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"
Tags:bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, thrifty, thriftiness, first class, upper class, flight, flights, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, air travel, seatmate, seatmates, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, faux pas, unwelcome, imposition, impositions, impose, imposing, personal space
"I admit it—I started paying for sex this summer, and it's surprisingly affordable."
Tags:pay for sex, pays for sex, paying for sex, affordable, affordability, lunch, lunches, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, meeting, meetings, businessman, businessmen, business meeting, business meetings, business lunch, business lunches, disclose, discloses, disclosing, disclosure, bargain, bargains, bargain price, bargain prices, price, prices, cost, costs
"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."
Tags:kids, kid, child, children, food, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, lunch box, lunch boxes, trade, trades, trading, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bartering, barter, bargain, bargaining, note, notes, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, love, encouragement, chips, crisps, bag of chips, bag of crisps, corn chips, tortilla chips, value, valuable, snack, snacks, school, schools
"I found some more acorns today."
Tags:acorn, acorns, nut, nuts, bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, coupon, coupons, overstock, overstocks, overstocked, overstocking, save, saves, saving, savings, pack rat, pack rats, save up, saves up, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, squirrel, squirrels, chipmunk, chipmunks, storage, storage space, stuff, clutter, cluttered, mess, messy
"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"
"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."
Tags:policy, policy difference, policy differences, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, judgement, judgements, judgement day, judgment, judgments, judgment day, gates of heaven, st. peter, saint peter, appeal, appeals, appealing, appeal the decision, appeals the decision, appealing the decision, emotional appeal, emotional appeals, moral, morality, ethics, disagreement, disagreements, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, bargain, bargains, bargaining, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiator, negotiators
Welcome to Yardsale
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Tags:massages, masseur, masseurs, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, portrait artists, two in one, two-in-one, car wash, car washes, offer, offers, bargain, bargains, two for one, two-for-one, deal, deals, bad deal, bad deals, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, stress, stressful, pointless, pointlessness, fad, fads, trend, trends, following trends
"Wait! Come back! I was just kidding about wanting to be happy."
Tags:bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, happiness, wanting happiness, mental health, desperate, desperation, bargain, bargaining, compromise, compromises
"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, family, families, toy, toys, pony, ponies, birthday, birthdays, present, presents, gift, gifts, ask, strategy, strategies, strategic, bargaining, bargain, bargains, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargaining room, room to bargain
"828,000 square miles for $15 million -- as is?"
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, louisiana, louisiana purchase, thomas jefferson, jefferson, american history, history, historian, historians, historians, americanist, americanists, bargain, bargains, offer, offers, asking price, asking prices, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, founding fathers, home buyer, home buyers
"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."
"Three wishes less commission."
Tags:fairy, fairies, genie, genies, magic, magical, offer, offers, sale, sales, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, commission, commissions, cut costs, cutting costs, cost-cutting, bargain, bargains, small business, small businesses, sales commission, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, wish, wishes, three wishes, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories
"You hate to shop—I hate to hunt."
Tags:bear, bears, hiker, hikers, explorer, dislike, dislikes, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, explorers, rambler, ramblers, couple, couples, consumerism, bored, boring, boredom, relationship, husband and wife, husbands and wives, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, compromise, compromises, compromising, bargain, bargains, arrangement, arrangements, mutually beneficial
"You can have this on cheap. He's a little stir-crazy."
Tags:bird, birds, pet bird, pet birds, caged bird, caged birds, parrot, parrots, cockatoo, cockatoos, bargain, bargains, discount, discounts, sale, sales, on sale, crazy bird, going mad, going crazy, stir crazy, stir-crazy, expression, expressions, chronophobia, cage, cages, locked up, imprisoned, imprisonment, animal rights
"Okay, so you'll remind me who these people are, and later I'll explain their jokes to you."
Tags:gender issues, gender stereotype, bargain, bargains, deal, teamwork, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, friends, working together, telling jokes, social etiquette, familiar faces, insult, insults, insulting, bad memory, bad memories, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives
"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"
Tags:kids, kid, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, going out to play, come out to play, sport, sports, baseball, team, teams, play, playing, athlete, athletes, player, players, professional, professionals, big league, big leagues, major league, major leagues, money, incentive, incentives, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, agent, agents, manger, managers, management, million, millions, bargain, bargaining, salary, salaries, pay, professional sports, contract, contracts, free-agent, free-agents, offer, offers, offering, benefits
"Sure, sure, we have to do everything your way."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, book, books, children's story, children's stories, literature, story, stories, brothers grimm, rapunzel, hair, long hair, prince, princes, tower, towers, grappling hook, rope, ropes, climb, climbing, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, disagreement, disagreements, compromise, compromises, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargain, bargains, bargaining, communication, you way, my way, woman, women, stereotype, sterotypes
'Under New Management- Everybody must go!'
"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."
Tags:miracle worker, miracle workers, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, medical bill, medical bills, medical cost, medical costs, healthcare, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare reform, medical fee, medical fees, fee, fees, bargain, bargains, bargaining, haggle, haggles, haggling, healthcare reform, reform, reforming
Tags:counterproposals, counter proposal, counter proposals, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, business meeting, business meetings, business proposal, business proposals, barter, barters, bargain, bargaining, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, business man, business men, business people, disagree, disagreement, disagreements
"Gotta run, Sid! The cashmere everybody's been talking about is now twenty percent off!"