"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."
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The Last Days of a Hydrangea
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"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."
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"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."
"It's true that I promised you my kingdom for a horse, but I've changed my mind."
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"Wait! Come back! I was just kidding about wanting to be happy."
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"O.K., you can be in charge of the remote if I can be in charge of the thermostat."
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"I'll listen for a dollar."
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"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."
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"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."
"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"
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"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"
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"Sure, sure, we have to do everything your way."
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"No, damn it, we keep Tuffy."
"You've been traded to Carthage for two third-round picks and a hippopotamus."
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"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."
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"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."
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"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."
"This plea bargaining has really gotten out of hand!"
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"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."
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The three stooges of grief.
The Five Stages of Finding Out Your Fave Is Trash
"O.K., well, think about it, but remember, I find my own food, I'm quiet, and you don't have to take me for walks."
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