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Bargains Cartoons
Bargains cartoon 1 of 35
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, real estate, house, housing, home, homes, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, selling kidneys, desperate, desperately, bargain, bargaining, bargains, barter, barters, buying, buys, buyer, estate agent, real estate agent, estate agents, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, organ donation, housing market, anxious, overanxious, house price, house prices, crash, 2008 crash, housing bubble, bubble, housing bubbles, bubblesBargains cartoon 2 of 35
"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."
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death, dead, dying, die, died, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reaping, reap, reaps, grimme, scythe, scythes, hooded, hood, black, black robes, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, prison, prisons, jail, jails, sentence, sentencing, sentences, negotiate, negotiation, con, conning, conned, cons, bargain, bargains, criminal, criminals, prisoner, prisoners, life imprisonment, life sentence, lifeBargains cartoon 3 of 35
"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"
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bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, thrifty, thriftiness, first class, upper class, flight, flights, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, air travel, seatmate, seatmates, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, faux pas, unwelcome, imposition, impositions, impose, imposing, personal spaceBargains cartoon 4 of 35
"I admit it—I started paying for sex this summer, and it's surprisingly affordable."
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pay for sex, pays for sex, paying for sex, affordable, affordability, lunch, lunches, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, meeting, meetings, businessman, businessmen, business meeting, business meetings, business lunch, business lunches, disclose, discloses, disclosing, disclosure, bargain, bargains, bargain price, bargain prices, price, prices, cost, costsBargains cartoon 5 of 35
The Last Days of a Hydrangea
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hydrangea, hydrangeas, flower, flowers, horticulture, stages of grief, grief, gardening, gardener, five stages of grief, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, accept, accepting, denying, angry, angers, bargains, depressed, plant, plants, planting, grieving, minor, insignificant, over the top, ott, overreaction, over reaction, overreact, over reactBargains cartoon 6 of 35
"I found some more acorns today."
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acorn, acorns, nut, nuts, bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, coupon, coupons, overstock, overstocks, overstocked, overstocking, save, saves, saving, savings, pack rat, pack rats, save up, saves up, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, squirrel, squirrels, chipmunk, chipmunks, storage, storage space, stuff, clutter, cluttered, mess, messyBargains cartoon 7 of 35
"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"
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entertainment, entertainment value, comedian, comedians, funny, funny guy, funny guys, entertaining, entertain, entertains, bargain, bargains, low-key, humor, humorous, bore, bores, boredom, bored, boringBargains cartoon 8 of 35
"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."
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policy, policy difference, policy differences, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, judgement, judgements, judgement day, judgment, judgments, judgment day, gates of heaven, st. peter, saint peter, appeal, appeals, appealing, appeal the decision, appeals the decision, appealing the decision, emotional appeal, emotional appeals, moral, morality, ethics, disagreement, disagreements, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, bargain, bargains, bargaining, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiator, negotiatorsBargains cartoon 9 of 35
Welcome to Yardsale
Bargains cartoon 10 of 35
Mail-Order Yard Sale
Bargains cartoon 11 of 35
One Stop Massage and Portrait
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massages, masseur, masseurs, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, portrait artists, two in one, two-in-one, car wash, car washes, offer, offers, bargain, bargains, two for one, two-for-one, deal, deals, bad deal, bad deals, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, stress, stressful, pointless, pointlessness, fad, fads, trend, trends, following trendsBargains cartoon 12 of 35
"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, family, families, toy, toys, pony, ponies, birthday, birthdays, present, presents, gift, gifts, ask, strategy, strategies, strategic, bargaining, bargain, bargains, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargaining room, room to bargainBargains cartoon 13 of 35
"828,000 square miles for $15 million -- as is?"
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, louisiana, louisiana purchase, thomas jefferson, jefferson, american history, history, historian, historians, historians, americanist, americanists, bargain, bargains, offer, offers, asking price, asking prices, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, founding fathers, home buyer, home buyersBargains cartoon 14 of 35
"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."
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heaven, god, devil, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, hellbound, afterlife, afterlives, negotiating table, negotiating tables, soul, souls, eternity, eternal soul, arbitration, bargain, bargains, bargaining, deal, deals, business deal, business dealsBargains cartoon 15 of 35
"Three wishes less commission."
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fairy, fairies, genie, genies, magic, magical, offer, offers, sale, sales, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, commission, commissions, cut costs, cutting costs, cost-cutting, bargain, bargains, small business, small businesses, sales commission, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, wish, wishes, three wishes, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's storiesBargains cartoon 16 of 35
"You hate to shop—I hate to hunt."
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bear, bears, hiker, hikers, explorer, dislike, dislikes, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, explorers, rambler, ramblers, couple, couples, consumerism, bored, boring, boredom, relationship, husband and wife, husbands and wives, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, compromise, compromises, compromising, bargain, bargains, arrangement, arrangements, mutually beneficialBargains cartoon 17 of 35
"You can have this on cheap. He's a little stir-crazy."
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bird, birds, pet bird, pet birds, caged bird, caged birds, parrot, parrots, cockatoo, cockatoos, bargain, bargains, discount, discounts, sale, sales, on sale, crazy bird, going mad, going crazy, stir crazy, stir-crazy, expression, expressions, chronophobia, cage, cages, locked up, imprisoned, imprisonment, animal rightsBargains cartoon 18 of 35
"Okay, so you'll remind me who these people are, and later I'll explain their jokes to you."
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gender issues, gender stereotype, bargain, bargains, deal, teamwork, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, friends, working together, telling jokes, social etiquette, familiar faces, insult, insults, insulting, bad memory, bad memories, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wivesBargains cartoon 19 of 35
"Sure, sure, we have to do everything your way."
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fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, book, books, children's story, children's stories, literature, story, stories, brothers grimm, rapunzel, hair, long hair, prince, princes, tower, towers, grappling hook, rope, ropes, climb, climbing, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, disagreement, disagreements, compromise, compromises, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargain, bargains, bargaining, communication, you way, my way, woman, women, stereotype, sterotypesBargains cartoon 20 of 35
'Under New Management- Everybody must go!'
Bargains cartoon 21 of 35
"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."
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miracle worker, miracle workers, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, medical bill, medical bills, medical cost, medical costs, healthcare, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare reform, medical fee, medical fees, fee, fees, bargain, bargains, bargaining, haggle, haggles, haggling, healthcare reform, reform, reformingBargains cartoon 22 of 35
"Gotta run, Sid! The cashmere everybody's been talking about is now twenty percent off!"
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cashmere, discount, discounts, sale, sales, fashions, fashionable, special offer, special offers, bargain, bargains, businessmen, businessman, priority, priorities, trend, trendy, trendiness, fad, fads, shopping spree, mall, malls, shopping spreesBargains cartoon 23 of 35
Sign in the front window of a shop that reads "50% off all worthless merchandise".
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store, stores, shop, shops, front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, sale, 50% off, worthless, merchandise, product, products, goods, useless, business, junk, price, prices, on sale, shopping, bargain, bargains, consumerismBargains cartoon 24 of 35
Mario's Discount Nose Jobs
Bargains cartoon 25 of 35
"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."
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science, pets, consumerism, bargain, bargains, bargain price, bargain prices, genetics, genes, amoeba, amoebas, pet, new pet, new pets, walk, walks, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, exercise, exercises, exercising, neighborhood walk, neighbourhood walks, ugly, ugly pet, ugly pets, microbiologist, microbiologists, microbiology, mankoffMore cartoons with the keyword 'bargains'