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Barkeeper Cartoons
Barkeeper cartoon 1 of 82
"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."
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debt, debts, debt crisis, debt crises, sovereign, currency, currencies, debtor, debtors, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, tab, tabs, bar tab, bar tabs, collect, collects, collecting, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, bartending, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeeping, owe money, owes money, owing moneyBarkeeper cartoon 2 of 82
"Scotch and toilet water?"
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scotch, whisky, whiskey, scotch and soda, scotch and sodas, water, toilet water, dog, dogs, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, preference, preferences, preferred, favorite drink, favorite drinks, favourite drink, favourite drinksBarkeeper cartoon 3 of 82
"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"
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vodka, vodka shot, vodka shots, whitener, whiteners, teeth whitener, teeth whiteners, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, easy way, easy ways, vane, vanity, tooth whitener, tooth whiteners, easy, easy way out, lazy, laziness, convenience, spirits, liquor, cocktail, cocktails, barman, barkeeper, barkeepersBarkeeper cartoon 4 of 82
"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."
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fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, trainer, trainers, training, philosophy, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers, higher education, higher learning, learn, learns, learning, teach, teaches, teaching, high standards, unrealistic, goal, goals, confessional, confessionals, bar, bars, pub, pubs, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeepingBarkeeper cartoon 5 of 82
"If it's my pride, I'm not here"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, pride, prides, hiding, escaping, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, avoiding, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spousesBarkeeper cartoon 6 of 82
"I'll have a mead spritzer."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, mead, spritzer, spritzers, medieval, history, historical, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, ordering, order, orders, fancy, girly, unmanly, effeminate, man, menBarkeeper cartoon 7 of 82
"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, normalise, normalize, marital relations, psychology, man, menBarkeeper cartoon 8 of 82
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, inebriated, intoxicated, book, books, a tale of two cities, charles dickens, quote, quotes, dickens, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, literature, talkative, belligerent, annoying, bothersomeBarkeeper cartoon 9 of 82
"How about a Shirley Temple on the house and then you skedaddle?"
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shirley temple, shirley temples, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, bartender, bartenders, bartending, barkeeper, barkeepers, childish, childishness, juvenile, teddy bear, virgin cocktail, virgin cocktails, nonalcoholic cocktail, nonalcoholic cocktails, masculine, masculinity, feminine, femininity, mock, mocks, mocking, bully, bullies, bullying, biker bar, biker bars, out of placeBarkeeper cartoon 10 of 82
"Charlie won't be here. He's drinking from home today."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, liquor, booze, alcoholic, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, telephone, telephones, telephone call, telephone calls, absent, missing, tele-commuting, telecommuting, tele-commute, telecommute, tele-commuter, telecommuter, tele-commuters, telecommuters, telework, teleworker, teleworkers, tele-worker, tele-workers, remote work, remote worker, remote workers, working from home, home office, home offices, job, jobs, work, business, businessman, businessmen, after-work drinks, drinks after work, post-work drinks, modern life, millennial, millennialsBarkeeper cartoon 11 of 82
"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"
Barkeeper cartoon 12 of 82
"This place isn't bad during the week, but on weekends it turns into a zoo."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, animal, animals, zoo, zoo animal, zoo animals, lion, lions, elephant, elephants, monkey, monkeys, giraffe, giraffes, crowd, crowds, crowded, busy, weekend, weekends, weekend crowd, weekend crowds, phrase, phrases, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, word play, wordplayBarkeeper cartoon 13 of 82
"Are you in for Tarzan?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, animal, animals, monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, literature, fictional character, fictional characters, novel, novels, book, books, film, films, movie, movies, hiding, hiding out, avoidingBarkeeper cartoon 14 of 82
"And a bag of peanuts."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, order, orders, ordering, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, snack, snacks, treat, treats, sharing, reminding, reminder, reminders, begging, nudgingBarkeeper cartoon 15 of 82
A sign at a bar above some stools reads "Express Stools (3 drinks or less)".
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, express, express lane, express lanes, fast lane, fast lanes, bar stool, bar stools, sitting at the barBarkeeper cartoon 16 of 82
"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, quitting, quitting drinking, cold turkey, quitting cold turkey, addict, addicts, addiction, alcohol addiction, aa, a.a., alcoholics anonymous, on the wagon, off the wagon, chat, chats, chatting, small talk, start drinking, again, not a charity, money, pay, taking up space, loiteringBarkeeper cartoon 17 of 82
"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, quitting, quitting drinking, cold turkey, quitting cold turkey, addict, addicts, addiction, alcohol addiction, aa, a.a., alcoholics anonymous, on the wagon, off the wagon, chat, chats, chatting, small talk, start drinking, again, not a charity, money, pay, taking up space, loiteringBarkeeper cartoon 18 of 82
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, sport bar, sports bars, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, bar tab, bar tabs, tab, tabs, settle the tab, settling the tab, bill, bills, settling the bill, settle the bill, settle, settling, pay, payment, money, owe, money owing, sport, sports, fan, fans, baseball, regular season, playoffs, play-offs, playoff season, play-off season, championship, championships, championship game, championship gamesBarkeeper cartoon 19 of 82
"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes."
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booze, boozer, boozers, boozehound, boozehounds, barfly, barflies, husband, husbands, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, bad news, bearer of bad news, messenger, messengers, shoot the messenger, shoots the messenger, shooting the messenger, spouse, spouses, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious, honest, honesty, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, bad marriage, bad marriages, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeep, barkeepsBarkeeper cartoon 20 of 82
"Never, ever, drink on an empty wallet."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, wallet, wallets, empty wallet, empty wallets, broke, poor, unable to pay, poverty, never, angry, anger, tell-off, lecture, lectures, lecturing, word play, wordplay, cliche, clichesBarkeeper cartoon 21 of 82
"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"
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wild west, old west, cowboy, cowboys, western, saloon, saloons, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, game, games, event, events, trivia, trivia night, trivia nights, pub quiz, pub quizzes, cheat, cheater, cheaters, technology, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, thrown out, tossed out, bouncer, bouncers, securityBarkeeper cartoon 22 of 82
"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, finish, finishing, finish your drink, finishing your drink, 5 pm, 5 p.m., happy hour, cocktail, cocktails, important, most important, most important drink of the day, health, health adviceBarkeeper cartoon 23 of 82
"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, unemployed, unemployment, employment, economy, heroic, hero, heroes, everyday hero, everyday heroes, healthy, money, problem, problems, businessBarkeeper cartoon 24 of 82
"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, religion, religious, church, churches, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, sacramental wine, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepersBarkeeper cartoon 25 of 82
"May I have a tiny umbrella in this, Ernie? I'm on vacation."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail umbrella, cocktail umbrellas, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, warm, winter, wintertime, snowing, escape, escaping, daydreaming, dreaming, wishing, wishful thinking, bad weatherMore cartoons with the keyword 'barkeeper'