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Barkeeps Cartoons
Barkeeps cartoon 1 of 66
"Scotch and toilet water?"
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scotch, whisky, whiskey, scotch and soda, scotch and sodas, water, toilet water, dog, dogs, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, preference, preferences, preferred, favorite drink, favorite drinks, favourite drink, favourite drinksBarkeeps cartoon 2 of 66
"If it's my pride, I'm not here"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, pride, prides, hiding, escaping, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, avoiding, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spousesBarkeeps cartoon 3 of 66
"I'll have a mead spritzer."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, mead, spritzer, spritzers, medieval, history, historical, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, ordering, order, orders, fancy, girly, unmanly, effeminate, man, menBarkeeps cartoon 4 of 66
"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, normalise, normalize, marital relations, psychology, man, menBarkeeps cartoon 5 of 66
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, inebriated, intoxicated, book, books, a tale of two cities, charles dickens, quote, quotes, dickens, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, literature, talkative, belligerent, annoying, bothersomeBarkeeps cartoon 6 of 66
"Charlie won't be here. He's drinking from home today."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, liquor, booze, alcoholic, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, telephone, telephones, telephone call, telephone calls, absent, missing, tele-commuting, telecommuting, tele-commute, telecommute, tele-commuter, telecommuter, tele-commuters, telecommuters, telework, teleworker, teleworkers, tele-worker, tele-workers, remote work, remote worker, remote workers, working from home, home office, home offices, job, jobs, work, business, businessman, businessmen, after-work drinks, drinks after work, post-work drinks, modern life, millennial, millennialsBarkeeps cartoon 7 of 66
"This place isn't bad during the week, but on weekends it turns into a zoo."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, animal, animals, zoo, zoo animal, zoo animals, lion, lions, elephant, elephants, monkey, monkeys, giraffe, giraffes, crowd, crowds, crowded, busy, weekend, weekends, weekend crowd, weekend crowds, phrase, phrases, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, word play, wordplayBarkeeps cartoon 8 of 66
"Are you in for Tarzan?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, animal, animals, monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, literature, fictional character, fictional characters, novel, novels, book, books, film, films, movie, movies, hiding, hiding out, avoidingBarkeeps cartoon 9 of 66
"And a bag of peanuts."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, order, orders, ordering, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, snack, snacks, treat, treats, sharing, reminding, reminder, reminders, begging, nudgingBarkeeps cartoon 10 of 66
A sign at a bar above some stools reads "Express Stools (3 drinks or less)".
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, express, express lane, express lanes, fast lane, fast lanes, bar stool, bar stools, sitting at the barBarkeeps cartoon 11 of 66
"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, quitting, quitting drinking, cold turkey, quitting cold turkey, addict, addicts, addiction, alcohol addiction, aa, a.a., alcoholics anonymous, on the wagon, off the wagon, chat, chats, chatting, small talk, start drinking, again, not a charity, money, pay, taking up space, loiteringBarkeeps cartoon 12 of 66
"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, quitting, quitting drinking, cold turkey, quitting cold turkey, addict, addicts, addiction, alcohol addiction, aa, a.a., alcoholics anonymous, on the wagon, off the wagon, chat, chats, chatting, small talk, start drinking, again, not a charity, money, pay, taking up space, loiteringBarkeeps cartoon 13 of 66
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, sport bar, sports bars, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, bar tab, bar tabs, tab, tabs, settle the tab, settling the tab, bill, bills, settling the bill, settle the bill, settle, settling, pay, payment, money, owe, money owing, sport, sports, fan, fans, baseball, regular season, playoffs, play-offs, playoff season, play-off season, championship, championships, championship game, championship gamesBarkeeps cartoon 14 of 66
"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes."
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booze, boozer, boozers, boozehound, boozehounds, barfly, barflies, husband, husbands, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, bad news, bearer of bad news, messenger, messengers, shoot the messenger, shoots the messenger, shooting the messenger, spouse, spouses, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious, honest, honesty, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, bad marriage, bad marriages, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeep, barkeepsBarkeeps cartoon 15 of 66
"Never, ever, drink on an empty wallet."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, wallet, wallets, empty wallet, empty wallets, broke, poor, unable to pay, poverty, never, angry, anger, tell-off, lecture, lectures, lecturing, word play, wordplay, cliche, clichesBarkeeps cartoon 16 of 66
"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"
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wild west, old west, cowboy, cowboys, western, saloon, saloons, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, game, games, event, events, trivia, trivia night, trivia nights, pub quiz, pub quizzes, cheat, cheater, cheaters, technology, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, thrown out, tossed out, bouncer, bouncers, securityBarkeeps cartoon 17 of 66
"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, finish, finishing, finish your drink, finishing your drink, 5 pm, 5 p.m., happy hour, cocktail, cocktails, important, most important, most important drink of the day, health, health adviceBarkeeps cartoon 18 of 66
"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, unemployed, unemployment, employment, economy, heroic, hero, heroes, everyday hero, everyday heroes, healthy, money, problem, problems, businessBarkeeps cartoon 19 of 66
"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, religion, religious, church, churches, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, sacramental wine, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepersBarkeeps cartoon 20 of 66
"May I have a tiny umbrella in this, Ernie? I'm on vacation."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail umbrella, cocktail umbrellas, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, warm, winter, wintertime, snowing, escape, escaping, daydreaming, dreaming, wishing, wishful thinking, bad weatherBarkeeps cartoon 21 of 66
"Happy hour is beginning to scare the bejeezus out of me."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, happy hour, happy hours, happy, smile, smiles, smiling, grin, grins, grinning, too happy, creepy, scary, uncomfortable, awkward, bejeezusBarkeeps cartoon 22 of 66
"I can't decide between a little umbrella and an olive on a sword."
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bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeeps, decision, decisions, tough decision, tough decisions, order, ordering, placing an order, server, servers, olive, olives, decoration, decorations, swizzle stick, swizzle sticks, embellish, embellishment, embellishmentsBarkeeps cartoon 23 of 66
"Is my best friend in here?"
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, looking, searching, best friend, man's best friend, companion, companions, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, boozeBarkeeps cartoon 24 of 66
"I pour the liquor. Al does the mixers. Mack handles beer and wine. Pete—fruits and garnishes. And Walt is our Jack of all trades, ready to spring into action, should one of us need to step briefly away."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, wine, beer, mixer, mixers, garnish, garnishes, jack-of-all-trades, jack of all trades, bartending, staff, overstaffedBarkeeps cartoon 25 of 66
"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, running a bar, running a pub, haven, escape, heaven, paradise, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, friendly drunk, friendly drunks, inebriated, intoxicated, patron, patrons, customer, customersMore cartoons with the keyword 'barkeeps'