"You're cut out for this job."
"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"
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"I'll just eat at the bar."
"They say, 'The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one great thing.' Want to hear it?"
"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."
"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"
"Anyone here named Hippity?"
"I'm a big fan of your work."
"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."
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"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."
"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"
"What does your mother have to do to get a drink around here?"
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"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."
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Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini
"What do you have in the way of gateway drinks?"
"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"
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"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
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"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."
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"Make it a double, Al. It's been hell in Toyland."
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"Why the lorgnette?"
"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."
"Please understand I can offer you only the fleeting illusion of happiness."
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"O.K., bud, this is a stickup."
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