"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."
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sod house, sod houses, sod, dirt, dirt floor, cowboy, cowboys, barn, barns, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, ranch, ranches, ranch hand, ranch hands, tile, tiles, flooring, floors, interior, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decoration, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, rural, rustic, home improvement, house, houses"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
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apologize, apologizes, apologizing, mess, messes, messy, bar, barns, barnyard, barnyards, sod, sod house, sod houses, prairie, prairies, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, home, homes, farmer, farmers, farming, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrass, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, unkempt, real estate, hillbilly, hillbillies, impetus, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating"I really enjoyed my last life. When I spoke, Hollywood trembled."
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hollywood, actress, actresses, actor, actors, acting, act, reincarnation, reincarnated, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, pig, pigs, barn, barns, animal, animals, livestock, rural, talking animals, talking animal, talking pig, talking pigs, famous, fame, star, stars, past life, lives, life"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"
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animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, egg, eggs, cage, cages, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, coach, coaches, coaching, believe, speech, speeches, encouraging, encouragement, pep talk, pep talks, barn, barns, influence, laying, megaphone, megaphones, chicken coop, chicken coops, food, sport, sportsRural Cityscape
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farmer, farmers, farm, farms, agriculture, agricultural management, pretentious, pretensions, illusions, illusion, ambition, ambitious, aspiration, aspirational, aspirations, illusion of grandeur, urban skyline, urban skylines, city scape, city scapes, kidding yourself, office, offices, office worker, office workers, rural, country, countryside, interior, interiors, office interiors, wallpaper, cover up, coverup, cover-up, disguise, disguised, disguising, pretend, pretending, window, windows, view, views, landscape, landscapes, cow, cows, cattle, barn, barns, ranch, ranches, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, trompe-l'œil, trompe l'oeil, trompe l oeil, trompe-l oeil, agribusiness, agribusinesses"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."
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horse, horses, pony, ponies, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, horse owner, horse owners, barn, barns, farm, farms, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, disappoint, disappointments, disappointment, disappointed, hay, food, foods, stall, stalls"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."
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alien, aliens, martians, martian, ufo, spaceship, spaceships, star ship, star ships, flying saucer, flying saucers, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, flying disc, invasion, invade, invaded, farm, farms, farmer, farmland, barn, barns, rural, sci-fi, scifi, science fiction, science, outer space, fantasy"You there - shoo!"
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pest, pests, barn, barns, bat, bats, infestation, infestations, infested, infesting, vermin, pest control, pest controls, wing, wings, costume, costumes, eccentric, eccentrics, eccentricity, eccentricities, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, superhero, superheroes, villain, villains, mastermind, masterminds"He's good with directions, but that's about it."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, barn, barns, weathervane, weathervanes, wind vane, wind vanes, weathercock, weathercocks, wind direction, direction, directions, good with directions, relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, gossip, gossiping, good point, good points, prosBusinessman As A Weather Vane
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farmer, farming, rural, country, countryside, midwest, in the sticks, farm, farms, farmers, farm life, barn, barns, she, sheds, country side, country, weather, weathervane, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate, suits, worlds collide, culture clash, clash, clash of ideals, ornaments, vane, wind, rude joke, weathercock"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."
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gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, redneck, rednecks, hillbilly, hillbillies, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, agriculture, agricultural, barn, barns, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, suburban, rural, father, fathers, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, wife, wives, husband, husbands, relationship, relationships, fatherhood, mother, mothers, motherhood"I, too, have nurtured a life-long dream of living in a barn and eating mice."
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owl, owls, mice, mouse, therapist, therapists, therapy, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, dream, dreams, human, humans, tree, trees, barn, barns, agree, agrees, agreeing, medical, medical malpractice, doctor, doctors, common