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Lawyer-Country Safari

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Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

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"Why don't we take a break? Your testimony is beginning to sound rehearsed."

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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"Will the witness please tell the court exactly how long he's known the accused?"

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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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"You're doing fine. A little more perjury and you'll be out of the woods."

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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let me present the alternative facts of the case."

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"Before we send a man to prison, shouldn't we at least be positive that he's not rich?"

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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

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"Oh-oh, we're in trouble!"

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Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

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"May I represent you across the street?"

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"My witness doesn't understand me."

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"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

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"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

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"If it weren't for threatening letters I would hardly write at all."

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"I've forgiven the president. Perhaps you could forgive me."

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"I'm sorry, I guess they just wanted it more."

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"Snap judgements, today only."

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"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

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New Attorney.

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Lady Justice reading a book

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"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

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"Remember to watch me from the stand. 'One' is exagerrate, 'Two' is half truth and 'Three' is bald faced lie."

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