Bars Cartoons

"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC42028
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3000x2425 pixels (unwatermarked)
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moan, moans, moaning, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, bar, bars, pub, pubs, whine, whines, whining, fact-checker, fact-checkers, fact-checking, veracity, exaggeration, exaggerations, exaggerating, verify, verifies, verifying, verification, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, beer, beers, drinking, drinker, drinkers

Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC123876
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3320x4610 pixels (unwatermarked)
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flower, flowers, florist, florists, botanist, botanists, botany, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, bar, pub, stamen, pistil, flower anatomy, biologist, biologists, biology, teacher, teachers, teaching, happy hour, happy hours, meat market, meat markets, bars, pubs

"What other tricks does he need?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC124465
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3006x2324 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, martini, martinis, bartender, bartenders, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, catch, catches, catching, fetch, fetches, fetching, jump, jumps, leap, leaps, leaping, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, trainer, trainers, training, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC120535
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3000x1817 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, trainer, trainers, training, philosophy, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers, higher education, higher learning, learn, learns, learning, teach, teaches, teaching, high standards, unrealistic, goal, goals, confessional, confessionals, bar, bars, pub, pubs, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeeping

"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC125469
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3006x2618 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
personal touch, personal touches, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, knockoff, knockoffs, personalize, personalizes, personalizing, personalise, personalises, personalising, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, decor, decoration, decorations, decorate, decorates, decorating

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC41879
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1909x1641 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
brewer, brewers, brewing, six pack, six packs, brew, brews, brewing, homebrew, home brew, home brewer, home brewers, craft beer, craft beers, drinker, drinkers, drinking, bar, pub, bars, pubs, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, booze, boozehound, boozehounds, booze hound, booze hounds, buy a man a fish, teach a man to fish, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers

"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC133724
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3006x2774 pixels (unwatermarked)
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eyes bigger than stomach, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, advice, saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, adage, adages, advice, advise, mistake, mistakes, liver, livers, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, drinks, drunk, eyes are bigger than your stomach, parallel, hindsight, wisdom, eat, eating, mistake, mistakes, overconfidence

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC126247
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2960x2672 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
drink, drinks, drunkard, drinking, drunk, alcohol, alcoholic, round, rounds, meal, meals, substitute, dish, dishes, wait, waiter, serve, serving, order, orders, ordering, glass, glasses, mains, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, unhealthy

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

Artist:
Acocella Marchetto, Marisa
Search ID:
CC41960
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1842x2612 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wild side, mild, boring, walk on the wild side, take a walk on the wild side, contrast, contrasting, chat up, flirt, flirting, flirts, flirted, pick up, pick ups, chatting up, bar, bars, date, dating, pun, puns, parody, parodies, businessmen, businessman, dates

"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC29880
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3268x2901 pixels (unwatermarked)
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alimony, divorce, divorcing, divorces, divorced, paying alimony, bigamy, polygamy, divorcing, divorce proceedings, maintenance, allowance, child support, slimy, immoral, bar, bars, drink, drinks, alcohol, sad, sad sack, scheme, scheming, plan, plans, marriage, marriages, married, marries, relationship, relationships, break up, break-ups, break ups, divorcee

"I don't think of myself as a wolf man or a wolf woman-I'm just a human, who is also a wolf, who eats humans."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC131104
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3005x2449 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wolfman, wolfmen, wolf man, wolf woman, wolfwoman, werewolf, werewolves, bar, bars, pub, pubs, human, humans, wolf, wolves, monster, monsters, eats humans, gender, genders, identity, gender identity, unisex, cannibal, cannibalism, gender fluid, non binary, non-binary, hermaphrodite, hermaphrodites, intersex, hermaphroditism, transgender, sexes, parallel, identities, genders

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC36169
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2507x1882 pixels (unwatermarked)
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culture, cultural, culture clash, cultural clash, clash, opera, operatic, operas, opera singer, sing, singer, singing, sings, music, musical, musician, musicians, pianist, piano, pianola, wild west, western, westerns, fat lady sings, class, fashion, theater, theatre, theatric, bar, bars, bar music, tavern, brunhilde, wagner, valkyries, valkyrie

"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC29816
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2013x1765 pixels (unwatermarked)
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animal, animals, dog, dogs, talking dog, talking dogs, pet, pets, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, restaurant, restaurants, drinking, alcohol, drink, identification, id, i.d., id card, id cards, i.d.card, i.d. cards, id check, i.d. check, check, checking, birthdate, birth date, dog year, dog years, age, of age, old age, old, adults, age of majority, drinking age, legal age, legal drinking age, id'd, modern life, regulations, laws, drinking laws, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licence

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC131602
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4602x3002 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctor, doctors, medicine, hospital, hospitals, gp, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, appointment, appointments, check-up, check up, checkup, check-ups, check ups, checkups, routine checkup, clinic, clinics, health, healthcare, health care, healthy, wellbeing, bar, bars, barman, bartender, bar man, bar men, barmen, bar tender, bartenders, bar tenders, pub, pubs, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics

"The days of the bartender-psychologist are over, but I can help if you have any software problems."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC42091
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2000x2436 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, psychologist, psychiatrist, counselor, counsellor, counselling, counseling, counselors, counselers, bartender-psychologist, life problems, mental health problems, mental health problem, mental health disorder, software, software, software problems, commiserate, commiserating, complain, complaining, customer service, sympathise, sympathising, sympathize, sympathizing, techy, techie, it expert, it experts, millennial, millennials

"Wait. I never forget a face-Easter Island, 1722!"

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC119407
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2000x1470 pixels (unwatermarked)
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moai, rapa nui, easter island, mo'ai, head, heads, statue, statues, recognition, recognize, recognizing, recognise, recognising, old friend, old friends, acquaintance, acquaintances, memory, remember, remembers, remembering, chance encounter, chance encounters, bar, bars, bartending, bartender, bartenders

"Of course, you see everything from a very special perspective."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC35630
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2116x1876 pixels (unwatermarked)
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perspective, interesting, interest, special, insight, insights, drink, drinking, drunk, passed out, bar, bars, pass out, pass-out, discuss, discussion, drunks, alcohol, alcoholics, understanding, interpret, interpreting, interprets, perspectives, investigation, investigations

"My attorney says your attorney had to take the bar exam three times."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43666
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1802x1546 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bar, bars, bar exam, bar exams, taunt, taunts, taunting, lawyer, lawyers, law school, attorney, attorneys, law schools, insult, insults, insulting, test, tests, testing, incompetent, incompetence, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation

"Three Wild Turkeys."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC37171
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1950x1600 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bourbon, bourbons, whisky, whiskies, whiskey, whiskeys, wild turkey, pilgrim, pilgrims, mayflower, puritan, puritans, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day, bar, bars, pub, pubs, order, orders, ordering

"Personally, I prefer a piano bar."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC30203
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3507x2438 pixels (unwatermarked)
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drinking, music, bars, drum, drums, drummer, drummers, bass drum, bass drums, kettle drum, kettle drums, piano bar, piano bars, piano, pianos, bar and lounge, private musician, private musicians, mankoff

"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC42033
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3480x2570 pixels (unwatermarked)
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regional, new jersey, international language, bars, drinking, alcohol, booze, bartender, bartenders, world traveler, world travelers, world traveller, world travellers, traveler, traveller, well traveled, well travelled, cosmopolitan, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, bayonne, jersey

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC37819
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3611x2728 pixels (unwatermarked)
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men, bonding, bars, male bonding, sausage fest, sausage fest, male bond, male bonds, boys night, boys nights, night out, nights out, fed up, getting fed up, bored, boring, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, mankoff