Bars Cartoons

"You're cut out for this job."

"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"

"I can't figure out what's going on with him—he should have been a star by now."

"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."

Robbie's Bar & Pain Management Center

Someday, my Ron Perelman will come.

"They're making my web-page into a movie!"

"He's not much fun, but he's made entirely from recycled materials."

"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."

"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"

"This is Larry. If I were Matt Damon, he'd be Ben Affleck."

"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"

"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."

"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."

Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."

"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"

"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil