"You're cut out for this job."
"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."
"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."
"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"
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"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."
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"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"
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"I can't figure out what's going on with him—he should have been a star by now."
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"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."
Robbie's Bar & Pain Management Center
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Someday, my Ron Perelman will come.
"They're making my web-page into a movie!"
"He's not much fun, but he's made entirely from recycled materials."
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"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."
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"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"
"This is Larry. If I were Matt Damon, he'd be Ben Affleck."
"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"
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"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."
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"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."
Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure
"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"
"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"
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"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."
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"What other tricks does he need?"
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Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil