Bartender Cartoons

"You're cut out for this job."

"Scotch and toilet water?"

"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."

Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure

"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."

"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"

"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."

"Globally warm enough for you, buddy?"

"With your permission, gentlemen, I'd like to offer a kind word on behalf of John Maynard Keynes."

"Every day at five. Like clockwork."

"Jer, I just feel so empty. Do you have any peanuts?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I don't know, Al. On the one hand, there's no doubt that it's a made-work, dead-end job, but, on the other hand, it's also a vice-presidency."

"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."

"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."

"When I first learned that men and women have significantly different ways of thinking, I said, 'Excellent! This calls for a drink!' "

"I'm a big fan of your work."

"May I suggest, bartender, that instead of watching this silly sporting event we switch over to a rather important documentary now on Channel 13?"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

"For the last time - you and your horsie get away from me and stay away!"