"You're cut out for this job."
"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."
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"Scotch and toilet water?"
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"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."
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Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure
"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"
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"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."
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"What other tricks does he need?"
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"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
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"Globally warm enough for you, buddy?"
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"With your permission, gentlemen, I'd like to offer a kind word on behalf of John Maynard Keynes."
"Every day at five. Like clockwork."
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"Jer, I just feel so empty. Do you have any peanuts?"
"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "
"I don't know, Al. On the one hand, there's no doubt that it's a made-work, dead-end job, but, on the other hand, it's also a vice-presidency."
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"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."
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"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."
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"When I first learned that men and women have significantly different ways of thinking, I said, 'Excellent! This calls for a drink!' "
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"I'm a big fan of your work."
"May I suggest, bartender, that instead of watching this silly sporting event we switch over to a rather important documentary now on Channel 13?"
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"If it's my pride, I'm not here"
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"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."
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"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."
"For the last time - you and your horsie get away from me and stay away!"
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