Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseball hat, baseball hat, baseball cap, baseball caps, fan, fans, loss, losses, lost, competition, competitive, upset, depression, unhappy, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, ny, new york, new york city, rival, rivals, rivalry
"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"
Tags:batter, batters, batting, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, text, texts, texting, texter, texters, tweet, tweets, tweeting, social media, social network, social networks, post, posts, posting, distraction, distractions, digital distraction, digital distractions, modern life, modern times, social media presence, playoff, playoffs, text message, text messages, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, distracted, modern life, modern times, modern world
"Are you better off now than you were four innings ago?"
Tags:president, presidents, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, presidential campaign, election year, election years, election season, intrusive, campaign ad, campaign ads, campaign advertisement, campaign advertisements, swing state, swing states, intrusive, ubiquitous, neverending, candidate, candidates, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, stump speech, stump speeches, little league, baseball, campaigning
"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."
Tags:baseball, baseball player, baseball players, bat, bats, batting, batting practice, class, class act, class acts, classy, improve, improves, improving, athlete, athletes, professional athlete, professional athletes, athletic, appearance, superficial, superficiality, coach, coaches, coaching, batting coach, batting coaches
"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."
Tags:slider, sliders, fastball, fastballs, ejection, ejections, fight, fights, fighting, brawl, brawls, brawling, umpire, umpires, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, curveball, curveballs, eject, ejects, ejecting, pitcher, pitchers, catcher, catchers, knock off, knock off for the day, plan, plans, planning, meeting on the mound, mound, pitcher's mound, pitcher's mounds
"Want to know what I think?"
Tags:baseball, baseballs, huddle, team huddle, team, wrong team, side, sides, switch sides, batter, bat, batting, pitch, pitcher, pitcher's mound, mound, team meeting, opinion, opinionated, unwanted, unwanted opinion, input, unwanted input, unsolicited, inappropriate, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, unhelpful, not helping, sport, sports, live sport, sporting, bad sport, unsolicited advice, bad advice, unwanted advice, patronise, patronising, patronised, patronize, patronizing, patronized, talk down
"There's your problem."
Tags:baseball, baseball player, baseball players, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, tip, tips, athlete, athletes, athletic, pitching coach, pitching coaches, coach, coaches, coaching, throw, throws, throwing, problem, problems, pitch, pitches, football, footballs, train, trains, training, spring training
"So he got a trophy for good sportsmanship – that doesn't mean he won't go to law school."
Tags:families, family, parent, parents, pushy parent, pushy parents, competitive parents, competitive parent, aspire, aspiration, aspirations, career aspiration, career aspirations, baseball, baseball game, baseball trophy, trophy, trophies, good sportsmanship trophy, best sport trophy, best sport, good sport, good sports, good sportsmanship, bad sportsmanship, bad sport, bad sports, competitiveness, team player, not a team player, lawyer, lawyers, law school, law schools, law
"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."
Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
Tags:zeus, greek gods, greek god, myth, myths, mythology, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, bolt, bolts, throwing, throwing arm, muscle, muscles, biceps, arm muscle, arm muscles, sport, sports, baseball, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, steroids, steroid use, scandal, scandals, injecting, injecting steroids, cheater, cheaters, illegal steroids, illegal steroid use, needle, needles, steroid abuse
"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."
Tags:baseball, coach, baseball player, baseball players, baseball coach, game, games, match, sport, sports, american sport, winner, winners, loser, losers, competition, competitor, bench, benched, sidelined, soil, soiled, uniform, uniforms, unity, embarrassed, embarrassment, shame, shameful, disappointment, disappointed, disappointing
The Washington Arbitrators
Tags:expansion team, expansion teams, baseball, baseball team, baseball teams, arbitrator, arbitrators, arbitration, pitcher's mound, pitcher's mound meeting, pitcher's mound meetings, pitcher, pitchers, litigator, litigators, litigation, litigating, lawyer, lawyers, washington, washington dc, beltway
The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseballs, baseball team, baseball teams, baseball player, baseball players, catching, catcher, catchers, outfielder, outfielders, missed, missing, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetence, incompetents, out-of-practice, out of shape, out-of-shape, spring training, practice, practice, practicing, practising, training
"Yes, we like the Yankees, but today we're all rooting for Boston."
Tags:baseball, boston, nyc, new york, new york baseball, boston baseball, marathon, running, boston strong, bostonian, bostonians, marathon monday, unity, united, support, stand together, bomb, bombing, tragic, tragedy, terrorism, terrorists, terror attack, rivals, baseball fans, rival teams, setting an example, good example, role model, goodwill, well wishes, best wishes, thoughts and prayers
"I'm not much of a baseball-strike fan. I'm more of a hockey-strike fan."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, sport, sports, hockey, baseball, strike, strikes, striking, fan, fans, player, players, athlete, athletes, management, lockout, lockouts, labor relations, labour relations, union, unions, collective bargaining, labour dispute, labor disputes, league, leagues, team, teams, labor negotiations, labour negotiations
"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."
Sisyphus' baseball game
Tags:baseball, baseballer, base ball, base-ball, base-baller, baseball player, player, hill, mountain, hills, mountains, sisyphus, rock, boulder, sisyphos, ephyra, corinth, crafty, self-aggrandizing, untrustworthy, deceitful, punish, eternity, repeat, repeating, pitching, pitcher, pitches, bat, batting, batter, lying, insincere, false, misleading, mislead, misleads, myth, greek myth, greece, legend, legends, myths
"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
Tags:growth hormone, growth hormones, human growth hormone, human growth hormones, hgh, dope, dopes, doping, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, steroid, steroids, steroid use, steroid user, steroid users, lobster, lobsters, immortal, immortality, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, prescription medication, prescription medications, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, ball, throwing, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, baseball, compliment, compliments, complimenting, sport, sports, player, players, athlete, athletes
Tags:baseball, baseballs, professional baseball player, professional baseball players, professional athlete, professional athletes, pro athlete, pro athletes, sport, sports, trade, trades, sports trading, baseball trade, baseball trades, team, teams, boston, fan, fans, sports fan, sports fans, athlete, athletes, athletic
Older than Nolan Ryan and still pitching