"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"
Tags:batter, batters, batting, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, text, texts, texting, texter, texters, tweet, tweets, tweeting, social media, social network, social networks, post, posts, posting, distraction, distractions, digital distraction, digital distractions, modern life, modern times, social media presence, playoff, playoffs, text message, text messages, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, distracted, modern life, modern times, modern world
"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."
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"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."
Tags:slider, sliders, fastball, fastballs, ejection, ejections, fight, fights, fighting, brawl, brawls, brawling, umpire, umpires, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, curveball, curveballs, eject, ejects, ejecting, pitcher, pitchers, catcher, catchers, knock off, knock off for the day, plan, plans, planning, meeting on the mound, mound, pitcher's mound, pitcher's mounds
"There's your problem."
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"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."
"Then we're agreed - it's a great day for a ball game."
"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."
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"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"
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"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."
"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
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Older than Nolan Ryan and still pitching
"Poor Henry - he never returned from the All-Star break."
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"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."
A court jester pitches a ball to a king.
"Kellanay seems to be making real progress with his split-fingered fastball."
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"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."
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"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
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"This better be important."
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Taking the dog for a walk.
A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.
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"I'm probably in the minority, but I would've loved to see Mantle on steroids."
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"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."
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