The Washington Arbitrators
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A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.
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"How are the Royals doing?"
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"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"
"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"
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"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."
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"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."
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"Final, revised government figures for the fourth quarter of 1981 now indicate that the Yankees, not the Dodgers, won the World Series."
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"Gentlemen, we are now playing hardball."
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"Let's go, Mets!"
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"Interesting guy. He predicted the collapse this year of the Mets, the Giants, and the Soviet Union."
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"Sh-h-h! Everyone's staring."
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"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."
"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."
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"That's my best advice to you, Mr. Gilbert. Try not to reject it out of hand simply because it also happens to be Mike Lupica's advice to the Mets."
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"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"
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"Mets or Yankees?"
"Sure, I'm a fan but I don't think I'm rabid."
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"I know I could keep my slider down if they would just fire the manager."
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