"It has a cream base because we hate you."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, bad service, rude waiter, rude server, bad customer service, hate, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, cream, base, bases, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, health, unhealthy, diet, diets, dieting, fat, cholesterol, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerant
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, athlete, athletes, baseball team, baseball teams, professional baseball, pitcher, pitchers, runner, runners, baseman, basemen, sliding, base, bases, home base, catching, pitching, throwing, tossing, jumping, dance, dances, dancing, dancer, dancers, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, fouette en l'air, jete en haut, tour en l'air, entrechat cinq, choreography, choreographer, choreographers, dance move, dance moves
"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."
A runner slides into home base safely by tunneling under a baseman's legs; the umpire rules that the runner is safe
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"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."
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"This one is for converting a military base into a crafts center."
Tags:military, base, bases, military base, military bases, officer, officers, general, generals, rank, ranks, medal, medals, pin, pins, lapel, lapels, lapel pin, lapel pins, decoration, decorations, award, awards, badge, badges, bar, bars, ribbon, ribbons, hero, heroes, heroism, bravery, service, service record, service records, record of service, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, leisure, hobby, hobbies, education, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, animal, animals, craft, crafts center, crafts centers, crafts, arts and crafts, art, arts, handicrafts, crafts centre, crafts centres, artwork, artworks
No Runs No Hits One Cow Left On
"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."
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"Fremont, no one is interested in seeing your sides."
Tags:slide, slides, sliding, home, home plate, home base, base, bases, baserunner, baserunners, base runner, base runners, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, playing baseball, slideshow, slideshows, bore, bores, boring, bored, dinner party, dinner parties, gathering, gatherings, boredom, boring, tedious, tedium
"Anything new in social media, dear, or are you just pandering to your base?"