Trouble Ahead
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trouble ahead, argument, arguments, towel, towels, customized, customizations, customised, customisation, hand towel, hand towels, his 'n' hers, his and hers, bath towel, bath towels, set, sets, spat, spats, row, rows, fight, fights, fighting, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, hers 'n' hers, hers and hers, claim, claims, claiming, possession, possessions"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "
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renovate, renovation, renovates, renovating, change, changes, remodel, remodeling, remodels, remodeled, bathroom, home decoration, refurbishment, ambition, ambitions, rationalising, rationise, rationalizing, rationalize, shop, shopping, shops, buy, buying, bought, buys, store, stores, sale, sales, lower ambitions, give up, give-up"Bathroom? Sure, it's just down the hall to the left, jog right, left, another left, straight past two more lefts, then right, and it's at the end of the third corridor on your right."
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bathroom, bathrooms, washroom, washrooms, toilet, toilets, restroom, restrooms, directions, giving directions, right, left, hallway, hallways, corridor, corridors, confusing, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, mouse, mice, rat, rats, lab mice, lab rats, lab rat, lab mouse, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, animal testing, scientific research, scienceCostco Floss
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costco, floss, giant-sized, large, bulk, dental hygiene, excess, bathroom, huge, a lot, mirror, tiles, teeth, gums, mouth, oral hygiene, bulk order, bulk orders, bulk size, bulk sizes, size, sizes, value, values, discount, discounts, discounted, flossing, dental floss, dental hygiene, save money, saves money, saving money"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"
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men's room, men's rooms, bathroom, bathrooms, loo, loos, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, urinal, urinals, cellphone, cellphones, telephone, telephones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, call, calls, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, ego, egotisticalHis and Hers
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his and hers, his and hers towels, towel, towels, bathroom, bathrooms, shared bathroom, shared bathroom, gender issues, gender nequality, sexist, misogyny, misogynous, gift, gifts, trends, modern trends, interior decoration, selfish, selfishness, self-centred, self centred, self centered, self-centered, narcissism, narcissist, narcissistic, difficult relationship, difficult relationship, couple, couples, argue, arguing, argument, arguments"Ah! Here it is!"
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med, meds, medication, medications, medicine, medicines, middle age, middle aged, age, ages, aging, ageing, depressed, depression, mental health, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, restroom, restrooms, loo, loos, medicine cabinet, cupboard, cupboards, cabinet, cabinets"I hope you sat me next to someone who wants to hear all about my bathroom renovation."
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party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, seat, seats, seating, small talk, dinner partner, dinner partners, bathroom, bathrooms, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, renovating, renovation, renovations, redecorating, home decor, boring, dull, uninteresting, lame, conversation, conversations, property, properties"O.K., who has to go potty before we disappear into the Federal Witness Protection Program?"
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witness protection, witness protection program, federal witness protection program, federal witness protection programs, bathroom, bathrooms, potty, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, restroom, restrooms, road trips, road trip, new life, new lives, father, fathers, dad, dads, reminder, reminders, reminding, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting"I identify with shorter lines."
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toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, queue, queues, bathroom line, bathroom lines, restroom line, restroom lines, toilet line, toilet lines, line, lines, queuing, bathroom debate, bathroom debates, gender identity, gender identities, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, gender dysphoria, social problem, social problems, lgbtA robot standing in a bathroom with a hand mirror in his hand inserting new batteries into the back of his head.
"Timmy Whitehead of Wheeling, West Virginia, asks, 'Do you ever have to go to the bathroom?'"
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angel, angels, god, gods, creator, creators, creation myth, creation myths, theologian, theologians, theology, bathroom, bathrooms, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, kid, kids, q&a, q & a, question and answer session, divine being, divine beings, divinity, inane question, inane questions, stupid question, stupid questions"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"
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singularity, the singularity, machine, machines, take over, takes over, taking over, handtowel, handtowels, hand towel, hand towels, paper towel, dispenser, dispensers, hands-free, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, malfunction, malfunctions, malfunctioning, artificial intelligence, aiEmployees Must Wash Hands
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hygiene, hygiene standards, hand wash, hand washing, was hands, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, staff bathroom, staff bathrooms, staff toilet, staff toilets, double standard, double standards, employee, employees, office workers, office worker, instruct, instructions, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, loo, loos, washroom sign, washroom signs, restroom sign, restroom signs, bathroom sign, bathroom signs, hygiene regulation, hygiene regulations"Employees must pumice feet."
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employees must, employee bathroom, bathroom, employee toilet, toilet, toilette, toilets, employee toilets, work, working world, world of work, wash hands, hand, hand washing, hand-washing, hygiene, hygienic, pumice, pumice stone, restroom, restrooms, employee restroom, employee restroom, health, health code, up to code, disgust, cringe, cringy, dying inside, offices, sign, signs, strange signs, hr, human resources, h r"Remind me to take these off when I go to the men's room."
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cinema, cinemas, movies, movie, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, film, 3-d, 3d, three dimensional, 3 dimensional, 3d glasses, 3d specs, 3d film, 3d films, 3d movie, 3d movie, men's room, mens room, toilet, toilets, wc, wcs, water closet, water closets, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, old age, senior, seniors, forget, forgetful, elderly men, elderly man, old men, old man, memory, memory problems, memory difficultiesWash Hands After Every Business Deal
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, bathroom, restroom, bathrooms, restrooms, washroom, washrooms, toilet, toilets, ladies room, ladies rooms, men's room, mens rooms, loo, loos, powder room, powder rooms, business deal, business deals, sanitary, sanitize, sanitise, sanitation, employees, employee, sign, signs, reminder, reminders, food service, dining, server, servers"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
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snack, snacks, snacking, snack time, cookie, cookies, sugar, bath, baths, bathing, bathroom, bathrooms, eating, eating habits, diet, diets, dieting, dietician, dieticians, eating between meals, calories, cat, cats, married couple, married couplesAn apple a day.
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bathroom, food, eating, cuisine, dining, snack, household, domestic, language, apple a day, prescription, doctor, preventative medicine, prevention, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, snacks, snacking, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy life, healthy eating, sickness, sicknesses, illness, illnesses, cold, colds, common cold, common colds, fruit, fruits, fruits and vegetables, fruit portion, fruit portions, apple, apples, mankoff