The Tragedy of Prosperity
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Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom
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"Bathroom? Sure, it's just down the hall to the left, jog right, left, another left, straight past two more lefts, then right, and it's at the end of the third corridor on your right."
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"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"
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His and Hers
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"Ah! Here it is!"
"I hope you sat me next to someone who wants to hear all about my bathroom renovation."
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"O.K., who has to go potty before we disappear into the Federal Witness Protection Program?"
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"I identify with shorter lines."
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A robot standing in a bathroom with a hand mirror in his hand inserting new batteries into the back of his head.
"Timmy Whitehead of Wheeling, West Virginia, asks, 'Do you ever have to go to the bathroom?'"
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"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"
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Explorers discover gender labeled pyramid restrooms
Employees Must Wash Hands
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"Remind me to take these off when I go to the men's room."
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Where Earl Gets His Ideas
Wash Hands After Every Business Deal
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"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
"Watch my purse, okay?"
Women's Synchronized Peeing
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"Aha! Just as I suspected!"
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"We're doing all we can, Mrs. Fox, but he's already lost a lot of urine."
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"Say, where's the hogwash?"