"Turn off the water, hon. I can't keep sandbagging forever."
"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"
"We slipped in the tub."
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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
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"How time flies! It was just thirty years ago tonight that you first ran me a hot bath—right here in this very tub."
"I can give you the tools, but you have to do the work yourself."
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"She just loved baths, so, so much."
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Add Your Own Caption Week #218
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Where Earl Gets His Ideas
Boat in the Bath
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(The Sharks: Cartoonist Gahan Wilson Nets a Fin-Filled School of Macabre sea Denizens.)
Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.
"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
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Bathtub with markers to show the water depth
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Large man in a bathtub staring at a tiny man on a tiny desert island floating in the bathtub
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Bobbing for Clogged Drains,
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"Got any bathtub gin?"
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A man in a bath
"We're in the tub together. But not like it used to be."
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